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Previously on "DDOM: British people - biggest piss artists"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    or Americans.
    I'm not sure they have the gene but they all seem to think they can drink way more than they actually can.
    That's cos their beer tastes like piss so they think they have been drinking it for a long time....

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    It's always best to have drinking competitions against SE-Asians as many don't have the necessary enzyme for processing alcohol and so get drunk really quickly
    or Americans.
    I'm not sure they have the gene but they all seem to think they can drink way more than they actually can.

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  • AtW
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    They need to make peak sustained consumption per hour rating

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by edison View Post
    I think it just means English and Scottish people get drunk easily; we're not even in the top 20 countries in the world by per capita alcohol consumption according to most surveys.
    I think you’ll find that soft shandy drinking southerners are skewing the figures.

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  • edison
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    I think it just means English and Scottish people get drunk easily; we're not even in the top 20 countries in the world by per capita alcohol consumption according to most surveys.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Think I've stablised. Temperature consistent for 12 hours. All I had to do was not keep spiking. I've been 38.4-39.4 for the last week.
    Now in the 37's

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  • ladymuck
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    My Dad had to have his gall bladder out. Apparently the pain from gall stones is impervious to morphine. This is a known fact for old school A&E doctors.

    Due to the location of the scars from the keyhole surgery my Dad then ended up wearing braces to hold his trousers up as a belt cut in too much and hindered the healing.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Doubt it with hospital food (unless you're private), I've lost weight on every admission. Anyway fingers crossed.
    Think I've stablised. Temperature consistent for 12 hours. All I had to do was not keep spiking. I've been 38.4-39.4 for the last week.
    Now in the 37's

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.
    Doubt it with hospital food (unless you're private), I've lost weight on every admission. Anyway fingers crossed.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.
    get well soon!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.


    Get well soon!

    And post more often on here...

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  • GhostofTarbera
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.
    Good luck


    Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Well done m8, let us know in a million years how it is going.
    Well as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Also have met a few British people who lack that enzyme. Interestingly none of them come from Scotland or Ireland....
    Natural selection, innit...

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