Boris Johnson could abandon use of prime ministerial Jaguar for German-made car

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Old Greg replied

10 January 2021, 21:30
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

the car's armed?
what with? grenade launchers, .50 cals in swivel headlights?

Spud guns. They took the wrong turning and ended up at Shauny’s Catering Corps unit for the fit-out.
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BR14 replied

10 January 2021, 14:46
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

The reason he says he's got the armed car is due to the death threats he's received over his time in office.

the car's armed?
what with? grenade launchers, .50 cals in swivel headlights?
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Eirikur replied

10 January 2021, 14:28
What about a Rolls Royce, oh wait also BMW
Or a Bentley, oh wait VW
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SueEllen replied

10 January 2021, 14:27
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I couldn't do that to poor little Sadiq. He always looks like he's just been crying, bless 'im...

The reason he says he's got the armed car is due to the death threats he's received over his time in office.
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vetran replied

10 January 2021, 14:24
Originally posted by AtW View Post

He's already got a nano, they just need to figure out how to find space for a tatoo on it

Hey he is getting more action with real human women than you are! Using Duct tape on Nuttina doesn't count.
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Mordac replied

10 January 2021, 14:15
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You should have threatened to harm him then.

I couldn't do that to poor little Sadiq. He always looks like he's just been crying, bless 'im...
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SueEllen replied

10 January 2021, 14:12
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Doesn't stop Sadiq Khan't riding around / sitting in his own traffic jams in one.

You should have threatened to harm him then.
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Mordac replied

10 January 2021, 12:05
Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post

I think its more likely to be image with the Rangey.
Greenpeace and the green party would be straight on his case.
I suspect that a rangey wouldn't have the handling in a tactical driving situation either .

Doesn't stop Sadiq Khan't riding around / sitting in his own traffic jams in one.
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clearedforlanding replied

9 January 2021, 20:54
Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post

You can't fit his ego in one of those!
Mind you i'm surprised it fits in a Jag XJ

80s style aftermarket sunroof. One that leaks.
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courtg9000 replied

9 January 2021, 20:27
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.

You can't fit his ego in one of those!
Mind you i'm surprised it fits in a Jag XJ
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AtW replied

9 January 2021, 20:23
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.

He's already got a nano, they just need to figure out how to find space for a tatoo on it
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clearedforlanding replied

9 January 2021, 20:18
Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post

I think its more likely to be image with the Rangey.
Greenpeace and the green party would be straight on his case.
I suspect that a rangey wouldn't have the handling in a tactical driving situation either .

If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.
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AtW replied

9 January 2021, 19:56
Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post

I suspect that a rangey wouldn't have the handling in a tactical driving situation either .

When Camooron visited the building where our office is in they had Range Rovers all around.
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courtg9000 replied

9 January 2021, 19:52
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Correct answer is that it breaks down too much...

I think its more likely to be image with the Rangey.
Greenpeace and the green party would be straight on his case.
I suspect that a rangey wouldn't have the handling in a tactical driving situation either .
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AtW replied

9 January 2021, 18:43
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Another fine Tata Motors car.

Correct answer is that it breaks down too much...
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