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Previously on "We've flattered the curve"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    The positive thing is that herd immunity is within touching distance and the vaccinations are obsolete
    Well if everyone is dead...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    The positive thing is that herd immunity is within touching distance and the vaccinations are obsolete
    Do the needfuls, Alexei.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    The positive thing is that herd immunity is within touching distance and the vaccinations are obsolete
    Err, not even near

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  • Eirikur
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    The positive thing is that herd immunity is within touching distance and the vaccinations are obsolete

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  • AtW
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    BJovid-20

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Boris's virus
    Should that be "Borona virus" or "Bovid-19"? (Or Bovid-20... 21... )

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    If misquoting is the best you can do, you've already lost.
    I literally quoted you. Where is the mis-quote on my part?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    It's Shirley, surely?
    I am not Shirley

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  • darmstadt
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    It's Shirley, surely?
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    It's flattened, Shirly, not flattered?
    Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    It's flattened, Shirly, not flattered?
    KUATB

    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Pretty though.

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  • AtW
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    It's flattened, Shirly, not flattered?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Replying for posterity. This one will age well.
    If misquoting is the best you can do, you've already lost.

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  • AtW
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    Mortality will increase sharply once hospitals are overwhelmed

    We'll be at 2k per day in Feb unless strict lockdown starts tonight.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    No I meant that since we're currently on about 500/day, we'd have 1000 in total over the next 3 weeks. You try too hard sometimes.
    Replying for posterity. This one will age well.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Put your hand up next time please. I was asking doogie.
    No I meant that since we're currently on about 500/day, we'd have 1000 in total over the next 3 weeks. You try too hard sometimes.
    Last edited by d000hg; 4 January 2021, 17:45. Reason: No edit, just pointing out this is sarcasm for the dummy...

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