Reply to: Boris Johnson readies Britain for a no-deal Brexit

[darmstadt]

Why post a fake tweet and say it's a fake tweet?

Doh!

[Andy2]

Someone in an offshore mutal fund has already made over 100 million from "magically" predicting this and beautifully short selling in the space of less than 17 minutes.

And they think thats too little, too slow.

A friend of Tories ?

[d000hg]

Precisely, you are correct and Johnson even said it:

Why post a fake tweet and say it's a fake tweet?

[AtW]

I hope we have the ticker tape parade ready for when triumphant Boris returns after "winning the best deal imaginable!"

He is more likely to ask for political asylum in France

[_V_]

Precisely, you are correct and Johnson even said it:

I hope we have the ticker tape parade ready for when triumphant Boris returns after "winning the best deal imaginable!"

[darmstadt]

Look, Boris will "get the deal" at the 11th hour. The deal will be a total capitulation to every EU demand.

This is the only "deal" on offer and it's the one Bastard Boris will "win"

Precisely, you are correct and Johnson even said it:

[_V_]

Look, Boris will "get the deal" at the 11th hour. The deal will be a total capitulation to every EU demand.

This is the only "deal" on offer and it's the one Bastard Boris will "win"

[Old Greg]

Ah, so we would be North Korea+ or at a push ++.

Afghanistan Minus

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegDa...)635555_EN.pdf

[Scoobos]

Someone in an offshore mutal fund has already made over 100 million from "magically" predicting this and beautifully short selling in the space of less than 17 minutes.

And they think thats too little, too slow.

[_V_]

So why is this Brexit thread here, and not in the sub-forum along with 1000 almost identical ones?

[DealorNoDeal]

North Korea has sanctions on them.

Ah, so we would be North Korea+ or at a push ++.

[Old Greg]

Do any other countries have worse trading terms with the EU than we would have under no-deal?

North Korea has sanctions on them.

[DealorNoDeal]

Do any other countries have worse trading terms with the EU than we would have under no-deal?

[darmstadt]

Australia has some agreements with EU that the UK wouldn't have.

It's actually a North Korean deal.

“We hope that the EU will change their position [...] But I think it’s only fair also that we communicate one other thing, which is that we are ready, if required, to leave on what have been called Australian terms.”

“Could be called Mongolian or Afghan terms as well as Australian.”

Mongolia and Afghanistan actually have more favourable trade terms with the EU, at least as far as tariffs are concerned, than Australia.

[Old Greg]

Pretty sure I've never been accused of that before. AtW is either a sockie or a squirrel posh wank sockie.

FTFY