Where is Zeity when you need him?

[DoctorStrangelove]

I see another chap has been arrested for cannibalism in Germany.



Zeity, is that you?

Just askin' for a friend, like.

[vetran]

Does this explain my growing sausage?

You get a stiffy thinking about eating yourself?

[ravenshaw]

Does this explain my growing sausage?

I hope you're always prepared.

[Paddy]

Fava beans, anyone? Growing steaks from human cells not 'technically' cannibalism, makers say | Daily Mail Online




Ouroboros steaks are people...


WTF???

You can grow meat in a lab and just need a swab from an animal - take the win

Does this explain my growing sausage?

[vetran]

Fava beans, anyone? Growing steaks from human cells not 'technically' cannibalism, makers say | Daily Mail Online

You are what you eat: Scientists create 'grow-your-own' steak kit using HUMAN cells and blood - but insist it is not 'technically' cannibalism

• Researchers dubbed the meat Ouroboros Steaks, after the snake eating itself
• They culture human cells in growth serum made from discarded human blood
• The concept was nominated for a 2020 'Beazley Designs of the Year' award
• Experimental home chefs will be disappointed to learn the kits are not for sale
• Instead, the team hoped to draw attention to ethical issues with lab-grown meat
• Despite claims to being cruelty-free, these still need animal-derived serums

Ouroboros steaks are people...


WTF???

You can grow meat in a lab and just need a swab from an animal - take the win