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Mordac replied

24 September 2020, 19:49
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.

That's an EU directive, from Jan 1st you're Okay.
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SueEllen replied

24 September 2020, 16:53
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I thought they had established mistresses.

Boris has only an established mistress?

He's got a vacancy now he's divorced.
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d000hg replied

24 September 2020, 15:55
Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post

Matt Hancock tells Brits to avoid casual sex and stick to 'established' partners - Mirror Online

Will upset a few MP's that one

I thought they had established mistresses.
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oracleslave replied

24 September 2020, 14:49
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.

Since when was 1 hand sufficient
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Old Greg replied

24 September 2020, 14:44
Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post

We are still talking about MP's right.

One lapse of judgment at a client Christmas do and Mary Poppins is forever tarred. It's not on.
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mallisarealperson replied

24 September 2020, 14:42
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.

We are still talking about MP's right.
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Paddy replied

24 September 2020, 14:41
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a while.

You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
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WTFH replied

24 September 2020, 14:38
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Most CUK regulars will be untroubled.

Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a while.
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mallisarealperson replied

24 September 2020, 14:28
News just gets more like Monty Python every day.
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Old Greg replied

24 September 2020, 14:25
Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post

Matt Hancock tells Brits to avoid casual sex and stick to 'established' partners - Mirror Online

Will upset a few MP's that one

Most CUK regulars will be untroubled.
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mallisarealperson started a topic Hancock not

24 September 2020, 14:23
Hancock not

Matt Hancock tells Brits to avoid casual sex and stick to 'established' partners - Mirror Online

Will upset a few MP's that one
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