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Previously on "London sperm salaries"

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Various Cummings and goings.
    and no withdrawal agreement...

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    how do you think he got Carrie pregnant?

    Various Cummings and goings.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    how do you think he got Carrie pregnant?
    Asked Dominic to come round.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about.

    There is going to be a shortage of those Danish Sperm imports mentioned in bizarre detail in the withdrawal agreement/

    how do you think he got Carrie pregnant?

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  • clearedforlanding
    replied
    Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about.

    There is going to be a shortage of those Danish Sperm imports mentioned in bizarre detail in the withdrawal agreement/

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by LondonPM1 View Post
    It’s incredible a group of middle aged mainly males who are paid well as contractors and therefore intelligent would stoop so low.

    Not funny at all but you go ahead and entertain yourselves.

    Maybe some pictures of people kissing would also be appropriate

    Have a pleasant evening. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s property auction on auctionhouselondon
    You're new here, aren't you...?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    yeah a schedule like that would be difficult to swallow.
    It would be rude to gargle

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Men! Know your limits

    yeah a schedule like that would be difficult to swallow.

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  • ladymuck
    replied
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    don't think I could manage that.
    Men! Know your limits

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
    There was a lucrative contract going for any out of work fellas based in Belfast.

    Donor Sperm [2576139] [Notice]

    A £220k 4 year contract for 'Donor Sperm'.. needs commitment as they want a steady supply by the looks of it,

    ...renewals available too.
    Renewal Options
    2 x 12-month extension options.
    don't think I could manage that.

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  • Paddy
    replied
    Originally posted by LondonPM1 View Post
    It’s incredible a group of middle aged mainly males who are paid well as contractors and therefore intelligent would stoop so low.

    Not funny at all but you go ahead and entertain yourselves.

    Maybe some pictures of people kissing would also be appropriate

    Have a pleasant evening. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s property auction on auctionhouselondon

    Leave a comment:


  • CheeseSlice
    replied
    There was a lucrative contract going for any out of work fellas based in Belfast.

    Donor Sperm [2576139] [Notice]

    A £220k 4 year contract for 'Donor Sperm'.. needs commitment as they want a steady supply by the looks of it,

    ...renewals available too.

    Leave a comment:


  • ladymuck
    replied
    Well who died and made them the snooty one?

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  • LondonPM1
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    And I hope you've been washing your hands...
    It’s incredible a group of middle aged mainly males who are paid well as contractors and therefore intelligent would stoop so low.

    Not funny at all but you go ahead and entertain yourselves.

    Maybe some pictures of people kissing would also be appropriate

    Have a pleasant evening. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s property auction on auctionhouselondon

    Leave a comment:


  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I have some savings.
    And I hope you've been washing your hands...

    Leave a comment:

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