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Asked Dominic to come round.Originally posted by vetran View Posthow do you think he got Carrie pregnant?
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Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about.
There is going to be a shortage of those Danish Sperm imports mentioned in bizarre detail in the withdrawal agreement/
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You're new here, aren't you...?Originally posted by LondonPM1 View PostIt’s incredible a group of middle aged mainly males who are paid well as contractors and therefore intelligent would stoop so low.
Not funny at all but you go ahead and entertain yourselves.
Maybe some pictures of people kissing would also be appropriate
Have a pleasant evening. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s property auction on auctionhouselondon
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Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostThere was a lucrative contract going for any out of work fellas based in Belfast.
Donor Sperm [2576139] [Notice]
A £220k 4 year contract for 'Donor Sperm'.. needs commitment as they want a steady supply by the looks of it,
...renewals available too.don't think I could manage that.Renewal Options
2 x 12-month extension options.
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Originally posted by LondonPM1 View PostIt’s incredible a group of middle aged mainly males who are paid well as contractors and therefore intelligent would stoop so low.
Not funny at all but you go ahead and entertain yourselves.
Maybe some pictures of people kissing would also be appropriate
Have a pleasant evening. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s property auction on auctionhouselondon
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There was a lucrative contract going for any out of work fellas based in Belfast.
Donor Sperm [2576139] [Notice]
A £220k 4 year contract for 'Donor Sperm'.. needs commitment as they want a steady supply by the looks of it,
...renewals available too.
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It’s incredible a group of middle aged mainly males who are paid well as contractors and therefore intelligent would stoop so low.Originally posted by Mordac View PostAnd I hope you've been washing your hands...
Not funny at all but you go ahead and entertain yourselves.
Maybe some pictures of people kissing would also be appropriate
Have a pleasant evening. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s property auction on auctionhouselondon
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