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Previously on "Is there no end to this PC/Woke madness?"

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    Mine is something like this, but with a bigger pipe (of course).
    Want one of those! Probably going for a traeger.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Indeed. Might as well use an oven.

    Mmm. Green Eggs... but with Ham yes? Do you like it?

    Gas BBQ's are the work of the devil!

    If I had the space I'd be making my own charcoal too! But that's the plan for the next move as well as buying some more serious kit. Just don't have the space for it atm as cloggy gardens are postage stamps.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    I kneel in deference. But we agree, **** gas?
    Indeed. Might as well use an oven.

    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    It is a gas BBQ school, even my Big Green Eggs are gas powered, honest
    Mmm. Green Eggs... but with Ham yes? Do you like it?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    No need to apologise, my humour has been missing the mark lately. And when you do open a school put me down, unless you use a gas bbq.

    I will ignore your Weber remark, and put this down to women’s hysteria.
    Fingers crossed norrahe is also a trained vet and takes you literally again.

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  • ladymuck
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    Having met woohoo I can only say I saw his comments as banter and not a dig at the female of the species having the temerity to command fire like a god.

    Being a really crap cook, any day I don't end up with a lump of coal that was supposed to be dinner is a bonus and I live in awe of anyone who produces food irrespective of their reproductive parts

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    No need to apologise, my humour has been missing the mark lately. And when you do open a school put me down, unless you use a gas bbq.

    I will ignore your Weber remark, and put this down to women’s hysteria.
    It is a gas BBQ school, even my Big Green Eggs are gas powered, honest

    Charcoal is all icky and horrible.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Webers are for losers

    Sorry if I missed the joke but it's a mare getting accepted in this business and you often get passed over for work in favour of blokes who haven't a clue. I thought working in the city was bad enough.
    No need to apologise, my humour has been missing the mark lately. And when you do open a school put me down, unless you use a gas bbq.

    I will ignore your Weber remark, and put this down to women’s hysteria.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Maybe it's this predilection for burning stuff that's why so many blokes think that serving up a black acrid semi raw drumstick is acceptable BBQ.
    Kinda why I started BBQing, as my housemates (all blokes) used to burn stuff and give us all food poisoning.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    The Hangfire ladies are the best. It's a great place if you can ever get a table.
    Not sure when I'll make it back to blighty again, wot with this pandemic and all that. I do want to go to their place.
    You still have your egg????

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    norrahe, I admire anyone that makes a success of their talent and I would love to visit your bbq school, if only to tut passively aggressively at the back of the class.

    It was just a bit of banter, apologies if my humour fell flat, saying all that don’t touch my Weber bbq.
    Webers are for losers

    Sorry if I missed the joke but it's a mare getting accepted in this business and you often get passed over for work in favour of blokes who haven't a clue. I thought working in the city was bad enough.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Coal? And you call yourself a man (or ape?). Real men use wood. If the smoker isn't registering 350°C, it just isn't hot enough. You should get 2nd degree burns just looking at the bbq.

    Mine is something like this, but with a bigger pipe (of course).
    I kneel in deference. But we agree, **** gas?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    I will say one thing though and I’m serious about this, gas bbq’s are outdoor ovens, coal rules and **** you mods.
    Coal? And you call yourself a man (or ape?). Real men use wood. If the smoker isn't registering 350°C, it just isn't hot enough. You should get 2nd degree burns just looking at the bbq.

    Mine is something like this, but with a bigger pipe (of course).

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  • original PM
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    Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy - YouTube

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    There are those of us who beg to differ dearie! You stick to your BBQ and I'll stick to mine!

    It's the same attitude I've encountered at BBQ competitions and probably the same attitude I'll encounter when I set up my BBQ cook school, but it hasn't stopped major brands such as Big Green Egg enlisting me as their ambassador.

    BBQ Women - Female Pitmasters and Experts - Thrillist
    norrahe, I admire anyone that makes a success of their talent and I would love to visit your bbq school, if only to tut passively aggressively at the back of the class.

    It was just a bit of banter, apologies if my humour fell flat, saying all that don’t touch my Weber bbq.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    And don’t forget yer sausages!
    I will sort my own sausages if you keep your baps to yourself.

    Please note. Baps is a northern term referring to a soft bread bun.

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