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SallyAnne replied

30 January 2007, 17:32
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

A fat Ginger from Newcastle (Golightly as a surname has a certain irony).

SA are you just after our money?

I was waiting for one of you to make the connection
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The Lone Gunman replied

30 January 2007, 17:30
Originally posted by DaveB

So was this one of yours then?

A fat Ginger from Newcastle (Golightly as a surname has a certain irony).

SA are you just after our money?
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realityhack replied

30 January 2007, 17:29
Originally posted by DaveB

So was this one of yours then?

"The 22-year-old, who even convinced one man she had cancer so he would marry her"

Wha?
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DaveB replied

30 January 2007, 17:28
So was this one of yours then?
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xoggoth replied

27 January 2007, 16:09
Ho hum. I used to do quite well in that department once. I think some nice lumpy lady should do her Christian duty and make me happy once more before I snuff it.

PS I saw a book in Waterstones today, "The Art of Seduction" forget who by. It was on the three for the price of two table. You should go and buy it. I will leave it to the nasty unkind people on here to suggest the other two books.

Last edited by xoggoth; 27 January 2007, 16:14.
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Dundeegeorge replied

27 January 2007, 14:24
Hmnn

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Now, is that correlation or causation, I wonder....
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SallyAnne replied

26 January 2007, 23:32
Originally posted by el duder

It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

I am absolutely dying to meet you Duder
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Sockpuppet replied

26 January 2007, 18:04
http://love-scent.com/
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XLMonkey replied

26 January 2007, 17:56
http://www.girlfriendstealer.com/

hth
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Buffoon replied

26 January 2007, 17:01
Originally posted by el duder

It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

You are not making the right sounds. The British Library has a CD that could help you: BBC.
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freakydancer replied

26 January 2007, 13:49
Originally posted by Paula

Stop being so full on!

Paula x

Full on? I think that's rather tame.
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Francko replied

26 January 2007, 13:48
Originally posted by el duder

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Can anyone spot the logic connection in the sentence? (hint: there is a "why","who" and a "what")
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Paula replied

26 January 2007, 13:48
Originally posted by el duder

It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

Stop being so full on!

Paula x
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AtW replied

26 January 2007, 13:46
Originally posted by el duder

It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

can't

HTH
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andy replied

26 January 2007, 13:26
Originally posted by el duder

One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

Are you looking for 3 girls then ?
3rd one will be easy to find
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