Good news for MF

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jamesbrown replied

6 August 2020, 21:18
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My cock weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.

This may be nitpicky, but if you hadn't injected it with 23lb15oz of cock puffing fluid, then you'd still have your comfortable micropenis.
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Old Greg replied

6 August 2020, 21:01
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My breakfast weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.

FTFY
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vetran replied

6 August 2020, 20:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My cock weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.

There you go we always knew you were a big cock!
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MarillionFan replied

6 August 2020, 20:02
My cock weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.
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northernladuk replied

5 August 2020, 15:45
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

That is a fair point.

And it's hard to make a Dublin contract to work financially if you don't live there.

Unless you are a barber and are paid cash in hand it seems.
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2020, 15:18
Originally posted by vetran View Post

What is more optimistic than scone & jam futures?

Last time round I actually declined to interview for two jobs in Germany/Holland, they weren't paying enough. I did consider & interview for one in Ireland but got one closer to home that looked more interesting and after accommodation more lucrative.

That is a fair point.

And it's hard to make a Dublin contract to work financially if you don't live there.
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vetran replied

5 August 2020, 15:14
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You sound very bitter. It's a shame you don't have the skills to move somewhere more optimistic in its outlook.

What is more optimistic than scone & jam futures?

Last time round I actually declined to interview for two jobs in Germany/Holland, they weren't paying enough. I did consider & interview for one in Ireland but got one closer to home that looked more interesting and after accommodation more lucrative.
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2020, 11:45
Originally posted by vetran View Post

We can but hope , though he will probably become a bitter ex-pat like a few other posters. I think its because the lederhosen chafes.

You sound very bitter. It's a shame you don't have the skills to move somewhere more optimistic in its outlook.
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jamesbrown replied

5 August 2020, 09:10
Yeah, but he’s obese by the other definition too.
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vetran replied

5 August 2020, 08:56
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Obesity not defined by weight, says new Canada guideline - BBC News

But only if he moves to Canada

We can but hope , though he will probably become a bitter ex-pat like a few other posters. I think its because the lederhosen chafes.
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AtW started a topic Good news for MF

5 August 2020, 01:56
Good news for MF

Obesity not defined by weight, says new Canada guideline - BBC News

But only if he moves to Canada
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