Caption Competition

[GJABS]

I think he'd want to brace himself a bit better than that

That, or tell him to belt-up.

[Old Greg]

Who's the Daddy!

[vetran]

Must beat Keir.....

[Scruff]

"Don't worry, Carrie, I'm fine. I'm just looking for an earring that Jennifer Arcuri said she'd lost..."

[ladymuck]

Wouldn't it just be easier to put a £1 in a swear jar every time I say something dumb?

[woohoo]

"That tulip Cummings has glued all my furniture to the wall again."

[LondonManc]

"Where's Amber gone, she was here a minute ago?"

[darmstadt]

I could have sworn there was a hole here somewhere

Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

[ravenshaw]

In the process of negotiating a new trade deal with the US, Boris Johnson demonstrates to Donald Trump who's on top.

[AtW]

Boris is trying to find his MoJo

[vetran]

Boris ready to impregnate another victim

Boris ready to impregnate another victim

[ladymuck]

I think he'd want to brace himself a bit better than that

(not a caption, just an observation)

[Paddy]

Bojo positions himself for a visit by Dominic Cummings