I've been damaging the climate!

[LondonManc]

Quite a lot of this isn't quite ringing true...

It's her with the other fella for 39 minutes. HTH

[Mordac]

you should masturbate while running

Yes, that'll do wonders for the way people feel about joggers right now...

[Andy2]

40 minutes of sex burns 200 calories per person were as masturbation burns only 4 calories.

you should masturbate while running

[WTFH]

Quite a lot of this isn't quite ringing true...

I think what he means is that he burns 4 calories, while the other guy burns 200 on a blow up doll.

[Mordac]

40 minutes of sex burns 200 calories per person were as masturbation burns only 4 calories. Sex, especially threesomes are bad for the environment.
I am not going to have a threesome any more; therefore, I told my girlfriend not to bring another man with her again.

Quite a lot of this isn't quite ringing true...

[ladymuck]

To be fair emissions did decrease though.

Since most people are fat, they should be walking and not consuming the extra calories but rather using it as an opportunity to lose some excess weight.

But all that exhalation pumps more CO2 into the air!

[jayn200]

After a complete lockdown of the global economy, closure of roads, rail, factories and grounding the world's aviation fleet for three months:

Atmospheric CO2 levels rise sharply

Daily emissions of carbon dioxide fell by an average of about 17% around the world in early April

To be fair emissions did decrease though.

Since most people are fat, they should be walking and not consuming the extra calories but rather using it as an opportunity to lose some excess weight.

[Paddy]

40 minutes of sex burns 200 calories per person were as masturbation burns only 4 calories. Sex, especially threesomes are bad for the environment.
I am not going to have a threesome any more; therefore, I told my girlfriend not to bring another man with her again.

Does Masturbating Burn Calories? Average Loss and How to Burn Mor

[BlasterBates]

The fact is that all the CO2 reducing measures introduced over the last 20 years have delayed global warming by a few minutes.

[ladymuck]

It's all that methane you keep emitting.

[BlasterBates]

After a complete lockdown of the global economy, closure of roads, rail, factories and grounding the world's aviation fleet for three months:

Atmospheric CO2 levels rise sharply

[DimPrawn]

Walking to work is BAD for the environment... because it makes you eat more, new study shows - Trends Wide



Maybe I should get one of these?

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