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vetran replied

31 May 2020, 11:52
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Microsoft sacks journalists to replace them with robots | Microsoft | The Guardian

Why did I not think of this before.

Because the Mail beat you to it? Its cut and paste of Whisper and Bored Panda is revolutionary.
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elsergiovolador replied

31 May 2020, 08:58
November: Torygraph admits they have a blanket ban on writing about IR35 and Infosys.
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WTFH replied

31 May 2020, 08:03
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

2020 predictions
jan - forest fires
feb - floods
march,april-virus
may-locusts
june-dec - earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hottest year ever, hurricanes and possibly aliens invasion

October: Daily Express announce that we are going to have the coldest winter ever.
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minestrone replied

30 May 2020, 22:50
Microsoft sacks journalists to replace them with robots | Microsoft | The Guardian

Why did I not think of this before.
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minestrone replied

30 May 2020, 22:41
If we break down the world in 180 ish countries, 10 regions per country, 12 months a year, choosing a metric, hot, wet, dry, moist. Trim off the edge cases with language like "was the third". You can probably build thousands of "last March in detective Pikachu island was the third warmest in 20 years, please give me money, I am a swedish schoolgirl" lines for idiots like pooper.
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AtW replied

30 May 2020, 21:29
MF will hold sledge sale in July
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AtW replied

30 May 2020, 21:27
ministrone will be banned, again
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Andy2 replied

30 May 2020, 20:59
2020 predictions
jan - forest fires
feb - floods
march,april-virus
may-locusts
june-dec - earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hottest year ever, hurricanes and possibly aliens invasion
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vetran replied

29 May 2020, 14:19
there you go!
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jamesbrown replied

29 May 2020, 12:23
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I don't predict the future, I invent it.

We've noticed, scootie. The past and present too. You invent everything.
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jamesbrown replied

29 May 2020, 12:22
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

No it isn't.

Yes it is.
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Old Greg replied

29 May 2020, 12:07
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Fake news in Samoa.

No it isn't.
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scooterscot replied

29 May 2020, 12:06
I don't predict the future, I invent it.

Your's

D Cummings.
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vetran replied

29 May 2020, 11:50
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Apart from Pooper, I am the World's leading authority when it comes to predicting the future.

So here a my top prediction for today.

This month (May 2020) will be the driest May in the UK since 1896. Yes that's right I'm saying on Monday (the future), the Met Office will declare this month very dry indeed.

You heard it here first!

drier than NLyUK on a date?
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jamesbrown replied

29 May 2020, 11:50
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Tomorrow will be Saturday.

Fake news in Samoa.
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