Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

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darmstadt replied

27 April 2020, 07:16
Originally posted by vetran View Post

NLyUK is a wonderful construct and very funny. You however are rather tragic.

Whereas you come across as a pimply prepubescent teenager with a masturbation complex
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Halo Jones replied

27 April 2020, 06:11
Originally posted by vetran View Post

NLyUK is a wonderful construct and very funny.

Wait up.. you mean to say that NLyUK is not real?
Bah! next you will be trying to tell me that it was not the Easter Bunning who delivered my eggs & that Father Christmas is fake news too!
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wattaj replied

27 April 2020, 06:02
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

It will be like the Beatles at Shea Stadium when he is on camera this week. Could be looking at near 60% Conservative voting polls.

Certainly the most popular UK prime minster in modern times.

Legend.

Released from hospital to deflect from 10,000 deaths. Returns to Downing Street to deflect from the 20,000. One wonders what he has left when we hit 30,000.

Boris is a charlatan POS as are all who ride with him.
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vetran replied

26 April 2020, 22:10
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

You seem to have a Viz type of obsession with sex, maybe you're not getting any...ever...

NLyUK is a wonderful construct and very funny. You however are rather tragic.
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darmstadt replied

26 April 2020, 20:53
Originally posted by vetran View Post

hmm so you paid NLyuk extra this weekend?

You seem to have a Viz type of obsession with sex, maybe you're not getting any...ever...
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vetran replied

26 April 2020, 20:27
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

and will pay for his sins in the deepest darkest parts of a Glaswegian tenement

hmm so you paid NLyuk extra this weekend?
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BR14 replied

26 April 2020, 20:07
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Crotch end?

i reckon bell end is more appropriate

Last edited by BR14; 26 April 2020, 20:14.
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ladymuck replied

26 April 2020, 20:02
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

definitely a legend, but which end? the heel or the bell?

Crotch end?
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Old Greg replied

26 April 2020, 19:40
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

It will be like the Beatles at Shea Stadium when he is on camera this week. Could be looking at near 60% Conservative voting polls.

Certainly the most popular UK prime minster in modern times.

Legend.

What an unpleasant little man you are to hold the British public in such low esteem.
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minestrone replied

26 April 2020, 19:29
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I wondered when Dr Minesy would reappear. He waited until after we passed the 20,000 dead mark.

I have requested several times that you do not reply to my posts.

You are a distressed individual, as we can see from your comment.
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WTFH replied

26 April 2020, 19:18
I wondered when Dr Minesy would reappear. He waited until after we passed the 20,000 dead mark.
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darmstadt replied

26 April 2020, 19:13
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

...is a liar, a fornicator, and an adulterer but is now just a ****** and will pay for his sins in the deepest darkest parts of a Glaswegian tenement

FTFY
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BR14 replied

26 April 2020, 19:12
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

It will be like the Beatles at Shea Stadium when he is on camera this week. Could be looking at near 60% Conservative voting polls.

Certainly the most popular UK prime minster in modern times.

Legend.

definitely a legend, but which end? the heel or the bell?
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minestrone started a topic Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

26 April 2020, 19:08
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

It will be like the Beatles at Shea Stadium when he is on camera this week. Could be looking at near 60% Conservative voting polls.

Certainly the most popular UK prime minster in modern times.

Legend.
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