Reply to: Things your not happy about working from home

[OwlHoot]

speak for your self, sex over your desk is just great!

Can't be quite the same though when Dim isn't there to take it!

[LondonManc]

Masturbation has lost it's thrill.

Depends who you're doing it with.

[Scoobos]

Masturbation has lost it's thrill.

[GhostofTarbera]

Or, as parents call them. Afternoon "naps". I remember when it dawned on one of my kids what "nap" meant. Nowadays though it means sleep - she works afternoons (the wife, not my kid).

Perhaps she was also sleeping before


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[NotAllThere]

Afternoon naps! Definitely a bonus

Or, as parents call them. Afternoon "naps". I remember when it dawned on one of my kids what "nap" meant. Nowadays though it means sleep - she works afternoons (the wife, not my kid).

[ladymuck]

I still get the two hour lunch break, but can nap for 20 minutes during it now.

Afternoon naps! Definitely a bonus

[NotAllThere]

I still get the two hour lunch break, but can nap for 20 minutes during it now.

[LondonManc]

Have to say, having a poo at home takes me about the same amount of time as it did in the office toilet. Maybe you were stressed in the office and it made you constipated?

Making my own lunch is a PITA. I agree with that one. I will just snack on random crap instead of making proper food.

Other breads are available you know.

[ladymuck]

Have to say, having a poo at home takes me about the same amount of time as it did in the office toilet. Maybe you were stressed in the office and it made you constipated?

Making my own lunch is a PITA. I agree with that one. I will just snack on random crap instead of making proper food.

[LondonManc]

1. Having a poo at home is much quicker
2. No nipping in for a pint on way home
3. Need to make your own coffee and lunch
4. No bacon sandwich on way to office
5. No more boys banter about SIFI/boobs/football

Anything else ?

What an amateur.

1. Can now take my iPad instead of my phone.
2. I can get to the cans in the fridge far quicker.
3. Yeah and if you're a contractor is should be better than most of the lunch stuff apart from a couple of places.
4. Buy some bacon?
5. You can have a w*nk or 40 at lunchtime instead.

[jamesbrown]

speak for your self, sex over your desk is just great!

Make sure he's had a breath mint first. He probably came straight from the kebab shop.

[NotAllThere]

1. Having a poo at home is much quicker
2. No nipping in for a pint on way home
3. Need to make your own coffee and lunch
4. No bacon sandwich on way to office
5. No more boys banter about SIFI/boobs/football

Anything else ?


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1. Not if you've a good book to read. And you've got wifi.
2. But there is nipping to the wine cellar two or three times a day
3. I have adult children to make me lunch, coffee and indeed tea.
4. See 3. They do a mean bacon sarnie. And they pay for the bacon
5. Didn't have that in the office much - but the 1980s just rang and they'd like their attitude back from you.

[Old Greg]

There is nothing I'm not happy about working at home.

The best bit is that cilent agreed to pay additional 0.125 x day rate per hour as I'm working long days and long weeks. Then I ended up WFH, so instead of...

...before Covid 19, I would leave home at 07:30, get home at 19:00 and get paid for 1 day.
Now, I start work at 08:15 (after a stroll along the beach), finish at 18:30 (15 mins for lunch) and get paid for 1.25 days.

[vetran]

The sex over the desk isn't as good.

speak for your self, sex over your desk is just great!

[DimPrawn]

The sex over the desk isn't as good.