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It could have been worse. They could have caught you working. You would not be able to show your face in Wales again....
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Make a good CUK thread. Would probably be a sticky thread.Anyone want to see my bits?
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Here's one I received a day or two ago:
all formatted in Linkedin styleDear OwlHoot,
Please see below proposal from Nick Arnott-Job,for your review.
We see you are competence from your Linkedin profile.
Please follow the link below to read more and get back to me.
https://1drv.ms/b/s!Ap-X7BmXcglDhIthl8bkcH5Dmd1tCw
If you cannot open the link,copy and paste on your browser.
Kindly let me know if you have any concerns.
Nick Arnott-Job
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View Nick's LinkedIn profile
TIP You can respond to Nick by replying to this email
I almost fell for it, until I noticed
The link was to a document on Microsoft cloud, which would have required a sign to my Microsoft account to view ..We see you are competence ..
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To be fair, they must be the dumbest hackers of all time. They nicked your bitcoin awhile ago so not sure what they think your are gonna pay with.
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Gutted now. Thought everyone wanted to see my whanger....Originally posted by northernladuk View PostEven the spammers don't rate Wales. They've hit the entire world and finally got round to the Welsh in sheer desperation.
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...-contacts.html
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2571532
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A couple of years behind as usual..
I wonder if I could suggest that as your national motto actually. Seems to cover the industry, people, living standards and everything over there. Think I've nailed it.
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Even the spammers don't rate Wales. They've hit the entire world and finally got round to the Welsh in sheer desperation.
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...-contacts.html
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2571532
And many more...
A couple of years behind as usual..
I wonder if I could suggest that as your national motto actually. Seems to cover the industry, people, living standards and everything over there. Think I've nailed it.
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Don't worry, we'll have a whip-round so we don't have to see your goolies. No need to thank us...
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Anyone want to see my bits?
Flliping heck - all I was doing was advertising on gumtree!
Hope my webcam (which I dont have BTW)is widescreen.....
"Hello!
I am a hacker who has access to your operating system.
I also have full access to your account.
I've been watching you for a few months now.
The fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited.
If you are not familiar with this, I will explain.
Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device.
This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.
I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence.
Why your antivirus did not detect malware?
Answer: My malware uses the driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours so that your antivirus is silent.
I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched.
With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks.
I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.
If you want to prevent this,
transfer the amount of $500 to my bitcoin address (if you do not know how to do this, write to Google: "Buy Bitcoin").
My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is:
After receiving the payment, I will delete the video and you will never hear me again.
I give you 50 hours (more than 2 days) to pay.
I have a notice reading this letter, and the timer will work when you see this letter.
Filing a complaint somewhere does not make sense because this email cannot be tracked like my bitcoin address.
I do not make any mistakes.
If I find that you have shared this message with someone else, the video will be immediately distributed.
Best regards!"Tags: None
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