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Previously on "CUKer tests positive for COVID-19"

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Sorely NLadyUK?
    Isn't she a 'super-spreader'?

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  • d000hg
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    Sorely NLadyUK?

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  • Scruff
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    Where is Milanbenes...?

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If I go there with all the old folks I might catch gammon-ness. I don't want a red face and be angry....
    I think that virus is only spread by reading the Daily Wail, or visiting the Express website. Carry a copy of the Guardian, and you'll be fine; it works like a face mask against gammon-ness

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Nice try BP, but unless you have a positive test you don't get the points. Maybe you need to head down to the local docs surgery, cram in there with all the old folks, and see what the GP says
    If I go there with all the old folks I might catch gammon-ness. I don't want a red face and be angry....

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I am sneezing a lot. 2 people I work with got back from Milan on Monday.

    Its going to get everywhere. Might as well accept the inevitable.
    Nice try BP, but unless you have a positive test you don't get the points. Maybe you need to head down to the local docs surgery, cram in there with all the old folks, and see what the GP says

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Do we get a mention in the Dead Celebrities thread?
    I think that should be all the kudos a CUKer should ever need as they leave this little planet.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Do we get a mention in the Dead Celebrities thread?
    Most of us do. Except admin/mods. They get a mention in https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ts-thread.html

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Who's going to be famous and be the first on here to test positive? You get extra kudos for carking it
    Do we get a mention in the Dead Celebrities thread?

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  • BlueSharp
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    I woke up with a stinking cold so will WFH today.

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  • BrilloPad
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    I am sneezing a lot. 2 people I work with got back from Milan on Monday.

    Its going to get everywhere. Might as well accept the inevitable.

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  • ladymuck
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    I have been self-isolating so chances are slim, not out of any sense of public duty but because it's cold out and I'd rather not trek to ClientCo if I don't have to.

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  • Whorty
    started a topic CUKer tests positive for COVID-19

    CUKer tests positive for COVID-19

    Who's going to be famous and be the first on here to test positive? You get extra kudos for carking it

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