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Mordac replied

24 February 2020, 11:57
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

With enough vigourous sex, pubes will light up and can be used to ignite a post-coital cigarette.

I see you have a very long memory...
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BrilloPad replied

24 February 2020, 11:37
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Don't worry, no-one else noticed. Apart from girls, the only other peeps who acknowledge the existence of candles are smokers, who will always use a candle if available. I remember the days when one could use the stupid candle they put on your table in restaurants (the one you burnt yourself on reaching for the bread) to light the after-dinner fag. That's proper romantic, that...

With enough vigourous sex, pubes will light up and can be used to ignite a post-coital cigarette.
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Mordac replied

24 February 2020, 11:32
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

... more effing candles

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles • The Register

Expecting a KUATB comment as I'm surprised no-one else noticed

Don't worry, no-one else noticed. Apart from girls, the only other peeps who acknowledge the existence of candles are smokers, who will always use a candle if available. I remember the days when one could use the stupid candle they put on your table in restaurants (the one you burnt yourself on reaching for the bread) to light the after-dinner fag. That's proper romantic, that...
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BR14 replied

24 February 2020, 11:32
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

That's the fillet o'fish.

your nose is too near your arse
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SimonMac replied

24 February 2020, 11:31
Paging Mudskipper
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NotAllThere replied

24 February 2020, 11:28
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

I'd rather sniff that than Gwyneth Paltrows vagina.

That's the fillet o'fish.
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DaveB replied

24 February 2020, 11:13
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

... more effing candles

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles • The Register

Expecting a KUATB comment as I'm surprised no-one else noticed

I'd rather sniff that than Gwyneth Paltrows vagina.
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ladymuck started a topic Because what we need is....

24 February 2020, 10:59
Because what we need is....

... more effing candles

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles • The Register

Expecting a KUATB comment as I'm surprised no-one else noticed
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