Request to the regulars on behalf of Newbies

[WTFH]

Fook off Newbie, joining in 2006 a year after the rest of us. Go on, do one!

Go on, ban him MF, you know you want to... oh, wait...

[MarillionFan]

There are going to be A LOT of new posters who will be asking the same things time and time again.

Please note that usually these newbies get scarred off by regulars being mean to them. Please treat them nicely. Lure them into general. Then usual rules apply.....

Fook off Newbie, joining in 2006 a year after the rest of us. Go on, do one!

[ladymuck]

Should I try leaving a trail of sweets then?

Or should I use the techique I use when attracting wives?

Depends on whether you want the same outcome

[BrilloPad]

no

Should I try leaving a trail of sweets then?

Or should I use the techique I use when attracting wives?

[BR14]

You mean my comments in professional of "Hello newbie would you like to see my rabbit in the general forum" are not good enough?

no

[BrilloPad]

Our grooming technique does need work.

You mean my comments in professional of "Hello newbie would you like to see my rabbit in the general forum" are not good enough?

[jamesbrown]

Punt all threads to general after a total of N responses.

N to be decided by a fight between sasguru and Andyw's mum.

[NotAllThere]

Our grooming technique does need work.

[BrilloPad]

There are going to be A LOT of new posters who will be asking the same things time and time again.

Please note that usually these newbies get scarred off by regulars being mean to them. Please treat them nicely. Lure them into general. Then usual rules apply.....