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  • BritishLad88
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    or just do American Pie style..

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  • BritishLad88
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    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    eurgh

    using a banana skin really?

    tbf i used to use 2 pillows stuck together for pleasuring. but then again, what's wrong with just your good old hand

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Bit like jerky I imagine
    So your "friend" says?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    The idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....


    Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...


    Try creme de menthe and make sure you wash after. All that sugar is a magnet for infections.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

    then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
    The idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....


    Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...

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  • BABABlackSheep
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

    then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
    Why can’t people just use a toothbrush like the rest of us

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  • psychocandy
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    I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

    then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Smoked penis? What does it taste like?
    Originally posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post
    Dried banana skin.

    OK, I'll take your word for it.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana


    Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
    You know - not sure you need to continue thinking about this -- and if you do feel free not to post your thoughts on here!

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  • GhostofTarbera
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    Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana


    Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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  • Martin Bank Holiday
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Smoked penis? What does it taste like?
    Dried banana skin. It was a thing at one time.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Smoked penis? What does it taste like?
    Bit like jerky I imagine

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post
    Would never have crossed my mind.

    I may have tried smoking them when I was about 15

    Smoked penis? What does it taste like?

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  • Martin Bank Holiday
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    Would never have crossed my mind.

    I may have tried smoking them when I was about 15

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Never though of that. More worrying is another part of that page: - "Your penis can actually shrink as the years pass by"
    What penis?

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