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Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostAnyone tried this yet?
Doctors urge men to stop using banana peelings to pleasure themselves – or risk rashes and painful sores – The Sun
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using a banana skin really?
tbf i used to use 2 pillows stuck together for pleasuring. but then again, what's wrong with just your good old hand
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Originally posted by original PM View PostThe idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....
Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...
Try creme de menthe and make sure you wash after. All that sugar is a magnet for infections.
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostI must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......
then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostI must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......
then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
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I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......
then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
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Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostThinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana
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Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostSmoked penis? What does it taste like?
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Would never have crossed my mind.
I may have tried smoking them when I was about 15
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