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eurghOriginally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostAnyone tried this yet?
Doctors urge men to stop using banana peelings to pleasure themselves – or risk rashes and painful sores – The Sun
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using a banana skin really?
tbf i used to use 2 pillows stuck together for pleasuring. but then again, what's wrong with just your good old hand
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Originally posted by original PM View PostThe idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....
Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...

Try creme de menthe and make sure you wash after. All that sugar is a magnet for infections.
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The idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....Originally posted by psychocandy View PostI must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......
then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...
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Why can’t people just use a toothbrush like the rest of usOriginally posted by psychocandy View PostI must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......
then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
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I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......
then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
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You know - not sure you need to continue thinking about this -- and if you do feel free not to post your thoughts on here!Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostThinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana
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Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana
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Dried banana skin. It was a thing at one time.Originally posted by WTFH View PostSmoked penis? What does it taste like?
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Would never have crossed my mind.
I may have tried smoking them when I was about 15
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