Why did this candle sell so quickly?

[TestMangler]

Well, it's clear as to who would buy a candle like that:

People who like country smells.

[WTFH]

Well, it's clear as to who would buy a candle like that:

People who like country smells.

[Zigenare]

Smells fishy to me. Has Chris Martin verified for authenticity yet?

Talking of Eau-de-twat...

[Hobosapien]

Smells fishy to me. Has Chris Martin verified for authenticity yet?

[ladymuck]

She's laughing all the way to bank, unable to believe how gullible people are. Good on her.

[TestMangler]

Can do the same thing at less than half price, just leave a piece of Haddock on the radiator.

[Paddy]

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina? | Fashion | The Guardian

Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, largely because of Gwyneth talking about her vagina, so no wonder she has a smile on her face (or maybe that’s just the vaginal egg). So, light that candle, breathe deep and accept the facts: this is Gwyneth’s vagina. And the rest of us just live in it.

Can do the same thing at less than half price, just leave a piece of Haddock on the radiator.

[xoggoth]

All the nice girls love a candle.
All the nice girls love a wick.
Cos there's something about a candle
that reminds them of a ...........

Nice and greasy,
slips up easy,
it's a nice girl's pride and joy.

When you walk along the front
with a candle up your ........
Ship ahoy, ship ahoy.

[BrilloPad]

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina? | Fashion | The Guardian

Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, largely because of Gwyneth talking about her vagina, so no wonder she has a smile on her face (or maybe that’s just the vaginal egg). So, light that candle, breathe deep and accept the facts: this is Gwyneth’s vagina. And the rest of us just live in it.