Reply to: Face like an orc?

[Whorty]

Well, if they're looking for Trolls, you're a dead cert.

I see you've already been cast

[MarillionFan]

I had you pegged as Smeagol's fish.

Well, if they're looking for Trolls, you're a dead cert.

[Whorty]

Don't peg Whorty. You would pick up the nasty rash old smeg gave him.

Nah, that's cleared up now.

[Whorty]

I had you pegged as Smeagol's fish.

We don't want to know about your fetishes - weirdo!

[MyUserName]

Pah - this reminds me of when I got the email about Game of Thrones and saw I was an absolute shoe in to be in Battle of the Bastards ... until I realised the closing date was the day before.

[BrilloPad]

I had you pegged as Smeagol's fish.

Don't peg Whorty. You would pick up the nasty rash old smeg gave him.

[ladymuck]

I don't think acne counts as freckles.

The grin may not be enough to save you...

#truthhurts

[woohoo]

I've got freckles!

I don't think acne counts as freckles.

[ladymuck]

I've got freckles!

[Zigenare]

Shame they didn't need an Aragorn ... I'd have been a shoe in

I had you pegged as Smeagol's fish.

[xoggoth]

"craggy faces with lots of lines... Faces with freckles and scars are also in demand"

Not yer traditional beautiful/handsome/sexy etc film stars then. Maybe no acting skills either. In the interests of equality we should appoint people with no clue to every job going. IT contracts should be open to anyone with experience of mucking out pigs.

[Whorty]

Shame they didn't need an Aragorn ... I'd have been a shoe in

[BrilloPad]

Will you be collective bargaining on behalf of your exes?

Most of them have nominated me....

[woohoo]

Not sure how I feel about a TV series. Will it be like Hollyoaks but set in Middle Earth, Gandalf finally comes out as gay, has an affair with Sam, pisses Frodo off who sits at home all day playing with his ring in a sulk.

[jamesbrown]

Will you be collective bargaining on behalf of your exes?