Reply to: What I want from this hugely popular Tory govt

[Zigenare]

Yeah, but look, it's 18 months past its Use By date. No wonder it's gone manky

Don't let facts get in the way!

[Platypus]

Australian Chicken, tasty!

Yeah, but look, it's 18 months past its Use By date. No wonder it's gone manky

[Zigenare]

indeed nothing to be worried about...



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Australian Chicken, tasty!

[scooterscot]

Oh right, get it now. It's modern humour - just like the old kind but without the funny bits.


Or, as the brighter amongst us call it, simply bollocks.

That made me night dat did.

[malvolio]

We caught one!

Oh right, get it now. It's modern humour - just like the old kind but without the funny bits.


Or, as the brighter amongst us call it, simply bollocks.

[scooterscot]

In a long history of stupid posts, that has to be up there. Thanks for the Monday morning humour though!

We caught one!

[malvolio]

Enforce IR35 legislation and stop pretend employees dodging tax.


Why should a 1-man Ltd company enjoy the benefits of the NHS when I as a full time employee must pay full NI contributions?? Simply not fair.

In a long history of stupid posts, that has to be up there. Thanks for the Monday morning humour though!

[scooterscot]

Enforce IR35 legislation and stop pretend employees dodging tax.


Why should a 1-man Ltd company enjoy the benefits of the NHS when I as a full time employee must pay full NI contributions?? Simply not fair.

[malvolio]

indeed nothing to be worried about...



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Neither informative nor helpful. Nor relevant, especially as the chlorine wash is external and wouldn't impact that scenario anyway. How was it being stored? No, don't bother, I'm not interested.

[BlasterBates]

Of course, you are quite correct. I'd completely forgotten about the Illuminati...

indeed nothing to be worried about...



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[malvolio]

You will be, look at Australia. They changed their regulations on drug patents to get the trade deal. As a result they could no longer import cheap generic drugs.

That's how trade deals work. China will be forced to introduce new laws to get their deal with Trump as will the UK.

The US won't stand for a deal where UK consumers simply don't buy US products because of strict labelling rules. US Chickens will have Union Jacks printed all over them, they will be sold to shell companies in the UK and be labelled "UK sourced".

The UK will be forced to change its laws and you will not be able to choose your chicken. US producers are not fools, they will obfuscate so you have no idea who "made" your chicken

Either the UK will be tied to the EU as a defacto member or it will need to change to adapt to the US.

After Australia signed its deal with the US, US exports went down and US imports went up.

Of course, you are quite correct. I'd completely forgotten about the Illuminati...

[GhostofTarbera]

You will be, look at Australia. They changed their regulations on drug patents to get the trade deal. As a result they could no longer import cheap generic drugs.

That's how trade deals work. China will be forced to introduce new laws to get their deal with Trump as will the UK.

The US won't stand for a deal where UK consumers simply don't buy US products because of strict labelling rules. US Chickens will have Union Jacks printed all over them, they will be sold to shell companies in the UK and be labelled "UK sourced".

The UK will be forced to change its laws and you will not be able to choose your chicken. US producers are not fools, they will obfuscate so you have no idea who "made" your chicken

Either the UK will be tied to the EU as a defacto member or it will need to change to adapt to the US.

After Australia signed its deal with the US, US exports went down and US imports went up.

Who really cares ?


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[malvolio]

You mean those Brits on minimum wage or less, that have been ignored by the Tories for years, that rely on food banks? Yeah, I'm sure they'll enjoy their uk-sourced organic chicken. Do you think they'll get it from Waitrose or M&S?

No, obviously, because they won't be cooking supremes al lá grecque, but sticking to McDs...

[DimPrawn]

You mean those Brits on minimum wage or less, that have been ignored by the Tories for years, that rely on food banks? Yeah, I'm sure they'll enjoy their uk-sourced organic chicken. Do you think they'll get it from Waitrose or M&S?

[BlasterBates]

Australia signed a trade deal with the US in 2005. Obviously regulations needed to be aligned.

Straight in the bin: Mother's horror after noticing her Coles chicken is GREEN - but the supermarket chain says there's nothing wrong with it

A mother's roast dinner came to an abrupt end after she discovered that her Coles-bought chicken was green inside.

Perth woman Lisa Wood was enjoying a meal with her four-year-old daughter on Tuesday night when she noticed the BBQ chicken they had been eating was discoloured.

Ms Wood posted a photo of the chicken to Coles' Facebook page, saying she felt sick after the discovery and had thrown the chicken straight in the bin.