Fecking Daffodils

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Spacecadet replied

15 January 2007, 12:16
Originally posted by DimPrawn

If we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.

HTH

Don't muslims/illegal immigrants/al queda get a look in any more?
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EternalOptimist replied

15 January 2007, 12:04
Originally posted by Troll

Didn't the country have a rash (sic) of Necrotising Faciitis back in the 1980's

Yep, I got it in '85.
Doctor said it would eat 2lbs of ugly fat every 24 hrs. 'You should start to worry somtime in 2010'
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Troll replied

15 January 2007, 09:48
Didn't the country have a rash (sic) of Necrotising Faciitis back in the 1980's
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wendigo100 replied

15 January 2007, 09:35
Or necrotising fasciitis.
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DimPrawn replied

15 January 2007, 09:09
The Ozone layer has been stolen by terrorists, but don't worry, bird flu will get them!
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Troll replied

14 January 2007, 17:47
Originally posted by Back In Business

I think so. According to the Met:

"For the rest of the winter, the Met Office continues to forecast that near- or above-average temperatures are the most likely outcomes. However, there is still an indication that the UK could experience an increase in the number of cold snaps with some snowfall, later in January and at times through February. "

Well I think they have covered all their options there:
Temp could be average
Temp could be above average
Could be cold in Jan
Could be cold in Feb

Rocket Science
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DaveB replied

14 January 2007, 12:33
We've got clouds of midges in the front garden this morning, thought the little buggers wern't supposed to come out till april/may
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Troll replied

14 January 2007, 11:40
Well I'm orff to cut my hedges /mow the lawn - make hay while the sun shines
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Back In Business replied

14 January 2007, 11:37
It's not called global warming anymore - now it's "climate change". When you have a theory that doesn't quite fit the facts, change the name of the theory.

Speaking of which, what ever happened to that hole in the Ozone layer?
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pisces replied

14 January 2007, 11:31
Originally posted by DimPrawn

If we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.

HTH

They have to justify fuel tax rises and PAYG driving somehow. They are hardly going to say "Sorry we wasted your money on perks and fighting the brownies and now you have to pay us back"
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DimPrawn replied

14 January 2007, 10:44
Global Warming

If we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.

HTH
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Back In Business replied

14 January 2007, 09:32
I think so. According to the Met:

"For the rest of the winter, the Met Office continues to forecast that near- or above-average temperatures are the most likely outcomes. However, there is still an indication that the UK could experience an increase in the number of cold snaps with some snowfall, later in January and at times through February. "
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Troll started a topic Fecking Daffodils

14 January 2007, 01:17
Fecking Daffodils

are shooting up out of the ground - did someone cancel Winter?
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