Reply to: Sexual Harassment

[Old Greg]

Same with oysters but there's too much labia for my liking.

You still don't you.

[mb31]

Same with oysters but there's too much labia for my liking.

[mb31]

You don't know what a vagina is, do you?

They're not dissimilar and for that reason you won't find me munching on strawberries seductively in front of female staff at work.

[BrilloPad]

Sexual discrimination at work. When a woman says she has had lots of sexual partners she is a slag. When I say I have had loads of sexual partners I am a liar.(*)

* Yes LM I know it came from Mock Of The Week. No need to bang on about it....

[BrilloPad]

You don't know what a vagina is, do you?

I know what a slang term for a vagina looks like. You.

[Old Greg]

No, you read it right and mistletoe looks like pearly white beads waiting to be swallowed and strawberries when cut in half look like a vagina. I could go on but it starts to get creepy.

You don't know what a vagina is, do you?

[mb31]

FTFY

I'm assuming that was a Freudian slip?

No, you read it right and mistletoe looks like pearly white beads waiting to be swallowed and strawberries when cut in half look like a vagina. I could go on but it starts to get creepy.

[vetran]

I have come across a few high heel stiletto whiplash types (NLyUK via her dominatrix menu)

FTFY

I'm assuming that was a Freudian slip?

[BrilloPad]

I have come across a few high heel stiletto whiplash types

#MeToo

[mb31]

Women are underrepresented in the creep community. It's a shame because I think a lot of men perform better when dominated by a ball breaker. I have come across a few high heel stiletto whiplash types in the lower ranks of management but they are few and far between. They make good moderators too.

Just thinking about a creep's toolkit, I think mistletoe must be high up on the list at this time of year.

[fool]

Comments about looks or clothes aren't welcome, it just comes off as a bit weird in a professional environment.

Did feel sorry for a girl recently getting a creepy shoulder-massage by the guy who signs her timesheets. Ugh.

Both of these happen to me on a regular enough occurrence over several businesses and with different people.

I've never been particularly bothered about being told I have a nice scarf, but I usually say "thanks, my mrs bought me it", but I always wonder what possesses people to do the whole massage thing. Is it some sort of latent homosexual come-on, a show of dominance, or just some sort of unwanted creepy kindness?

Note I'm a straight guy, and working in IT, thus it's usually a guy doing it. Do we need to hire more women as a creep buffer?

[BrilloPad]

I miss GreenLake

He has started updating the funny pictures thread....

[NigelJK]

I miss GreenLake

[Zigenare]

Ducks. The biology is fascinating and appears to have evolved due to the *ahem* nature of the drakes tactics. If it's true that avians are descended from the dinosaurs then it will have had enough time to evolve.

[NigelJK]

Ducks. The biology is fascinating and appears to have evolved due to the *ahem* nature of the drakes tactics. If it's true that avians are descended from the dinosaurs then it will have had enough time to evolve.