Sock Puppet sale

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GJABS replied

25 November 2019, 14:19
Reminds me of one of the few tasteless jokes I remember from that period:

Q: what makes a shhhhhhhh sound?
A: Rod Hull's TV

(I think I've posted it before.. . )
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Zigenare replied

25 November 2019, 12:36
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

The word is that you would be watching Orville but thinking about Emu.

Don't knock it mate, at least they're both birds!
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Old Greg replied

25 November 2019, 12:25
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

That's just weird.

The word is that you would be watching Orville but thinking about Emu.
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Zigenare replied

25 November 2019, 09:16
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Unless they're masturbating while saying it.

That's just weird.
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Old Greg replied

25 November 2019, 09:15
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Yep, anyone who says they can multitask is lying!

Unless they're masturbating while saying it.
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Zigenare replied

25 November 2019, 09:13
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

It was either that or masturbate.

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

It's always an either / or with you.

Yep, anyone who says they can multitask is lying!
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original PM replied

25 November 2019, 09:11
This guy

Bob Carolgees - Wikipedia

Was just ahead of me in the supermarket queue the other day....

Also see him in the pub on a Friday night.

A legend of light entertainment..
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Old Greg replied

25 November 2019, 09:08
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

It was either that or masturbate.

It's always an either / or with you.
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Zigenare replied

25 November 2019, 09:05
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Two of the most unfunny props of 70’s comedy.

Oh how we laughed.

It was either that or masturbate.
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cojak replied

25 November 2019, 07:42
Two of the most unfunny props of 70’s comedy.

Oh how we laughed.
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Mordac replied

24 November 2019, 22:49
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Orville and Emu: British TV's famous puppets go on sale - BBC News

They're on here already, aren't they? Or am I thinking of two different bird-brains...?
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BrilloPad started a topic Sock Puppet sale

24 November 2019, 17:18
Sock Puppet sale

Orville and Emu: British TV's famous puppets go on sale - BBC News
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