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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Time to bring in new train safety regulations methinks - From now on, anyone who wants a fried breakfast should only be allowed to cook on the roof of the train!
    Don't be daft, the stove will blow out!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    ...not splattered all over the railway would be a good start!

    At least 65 Dead in Pakistani train fire.
    Time to bring in new train safety regulations methinks - From now on, anyone who wants a fried breakfast should only be allowed to cook on the roof of the train!

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  • PCTNN
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

    Where's yours?
    Dead somewhere, I guess, feck knows...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by PCTNN View Post
    Where is your god now?
    Comforting his newly arrived souls.

    Where's yours?

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  • PCTNN
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    many passengers were pilgrims heading to raiwind near lahore for one of pakistan's largest annual religious congregations, organised by the tablighi jamaat sunni muslim missionary movement. The train was reportedly diverted to help these religious travellers.
    Where is your god now?

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Where did I post I support those countrymen? Of course the Brits never cleansed anything.
    At a guess, I would suggest that you don't see the irony in your post.

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    You as a Dutchman shouldn't really be posting crap like that given some of your countrymen's relatively recent assistance in an episode of ethnic cleansing.
    Where did I post I support those countrymen? Of course the Brits never cleansed anything.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Dead Muslims is not something Christian posterboy NAT is worried about
    And racist moron Zigenare ofcourse likes to joke about it
    You as a Dutchman shouldn't really be posting crap like that given some of your countrymen's relatively recent assistance in an episode of ethnic cleansing.

    Is er nog ruimte op de truck voor nog een paar?
    Last edited by Zigenare; 31 October 2019, 11:24.

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    That's ok. I wasn't sure what point you were making. I found the title/contents to be an excellent example of black humour, where the intention is not to elicit a laugh, but rather accentuate the tragedy through juxtaposition of opposing concepts.
    Dead Muslims is not something Christian posterboy NAT is worried about
    And racist moron Zigenare ofcourse likes to joke about it

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Captured. For evidence to show CM on 13th December.....
    Do your worse!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Well mansplained.
    Captured. For evidence to show CM on 13th December.....

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    That's ok. I wasn't sure what point you were making. I found the title/contents to be an excellent example of black humour, where the intention is not to elicit a laugh, but rather accentuate the tragedy through juxtaposition of opposing concepts.
    Well mansplained.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I was never aware. Have I led a sheltered life?
    Yes. Well... a lot of it in shelters, I believe...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    But it's fairly common knowledge that people in that part of the world do this sort of thing, isn't it? I've certainly seen a few documentaries showing it.
    I was never aware. Have I led a sheltered life?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    The title implied something light hearted whereas the content was not.

    Yes, I know that happens a lot around these parts.

    I am not sure what point you are making?
    That's ok. I wasn't sure what point you were making. I found the title/contents to be an excellent example of black humour, where the intention is not to elicit a laugh, but rather accentuate the tragedy through juxtaposition of opposing concepts.

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