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[vetran]

OK. It’s your lucky day - one of them isn’t used.

NLyUK said you were posh using fresh ones.

[WTFH]

you are MP's unwanted suitor and I claim my 5 condoms!

OK. It’s your lucky day - one of them isn’t used.

[vetran]

Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is just about singing.

As I look around the office here, I've got:






(the bottom two are only to annoy Brillo)

you are MP's unwanted suitor and I claim my 5 condoms!

[Mordac]

Although I quite like this idea that two of you are going to pay me £220 a day not to sing.

When can I expect the money to start rolling in?
Can you confirm that this gig (OK, non-gig) is outside IR35?
Will you be wanting VAT invoices, or will you be paying cash tips?

Strictly brown envelopes, untraceable notes. You know the drill...

[WTFH]

Of course, this one and the Pensa MK strat don't stay in the office.

[greenlake]

we need a crowd funded bass now.

Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is just about singing.

A singing bass, perhaps....?

[WTFH]

I'm happy to be your non-drummer/backing vocalist for £250/day
we need a crowd funded bass now.

Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is just about singing.

As I look around the office here, I've got:






(the bottom two are only to annoy Brillo)

[BR14]

Although I quite like this idea that two of you are going to pay me £220 a day not to sing.

When can I expect the money to start rolling in?
Can you confirm that this gig (OK, non-gig) is outside IR35?
Will you be wanting VAT invoices, or will you be paying cash tips?

I'm happy to be your non-drummer/backing vocalist for £250/day
we need a crowd funded bass now.

[WTFH]

He only became mod after singing outside admins house until he got promoted. It was halfway through the first verse of "Im too sexy" when admin caved in.....

Just been for a job interview, one of the bosses asked me how well I perform under pressure.
I told them I didn’t know the second verse, but I do know all of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Although I quite like this idea that two of you are going to pay me £220 a day not to sing.

When can I expect the money to start rolling in?
Can you confirm that this gig (OK, non-gig) is outside IR35?
Will you be wanting VAT invoices, or will you be paying cash tips?

[BrilloPad]

If we're crowdfunding this, I'll make it £220...

He only became mod after singing outside admins house until he got promoted. It was halfway through the first verse of "Im too sexy" when admin caved in.....

[Mordac]

Was the role as a pub singer?

I would pay you £200 per hour. Not to sing.....

If we're crowdfunding this, I'll make it £220...

[BrilloPad]

Was the role as a pub singer?

I would pay you £200 per hour. Not to sing.....

[WTFH]

She forwarded my CV to the second Indian company who are actually doing the hiring.
They, in turn, sent me an email asking me to log on to their system to fill out the missing parts of their online registration form.

Except the only bits they had filled out was my name, phone number (which they got wrong) and email address.
...And they secured the form so I couldn't add in or correct any of the info.
...and the email they sent me was from a fake/unmonitored address, so they don't want me to contact them.

Oh dear, too bad, never mind.

[CheeseSlice]

If this was an overseas Indian agency, I'm impressed you even got Zone 1 out of them.
Usually I just get "London, UK"

[pr1]

god damn you're so cool