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Originally posted by minestrone View PostChina internal meltdown.
The Super Lager Forecaster calls it right again.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThere won't be one.
Everything will keep on booming!
Without the mushroom clouds.
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Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostWhat use are the shells without a shotgun?
Can't see any on sale down the local Walmart (ASDA).
Fell at the first hurdle.
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostHope you're stocking up on shotgun shells too.
Can't see any on sale down the local Walmart (ASDA).
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Hope you're stocking up on shotgun shells too.
I've got 15 tons of baked beans, should keep me regular for a while.
Originally posted by CoolCat View Postlife from another planet arrives
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The black swan we didn't see coming is Mother Nature kicking our arse the way of the dinosaurs.
How? Simple. Climate change melts loads of ice where ancient deadly bacteria live, creating new (or old) super viruses that kill off 99.99% of the human population. Back then they may have killed a local tribe but with the ease of intercontinental travel, this time the whole World is at risk.
At least we'll get to experience a zombie apocalypse of sorts for real.
Just yesterday I bought a tin of beans so I'm on the road to preparation. If you're going to panic, panic early, before the mad rush to stockpile as B***** 'no deal' day looms.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnd all cars with bike racks. Either drive or ride, don’t waste block roads and car parks by driving, then block cycle routes by riding them and chucking your chemical gels and gas cylinders around you...
I have to admit about 3 years ago the number of cylinders dramatically increased and I was angry at cyclists. It took months for me to realize that it is party goers abandoning these.....
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