Reply to: The black swan

[Zigenare]

‘Black swan’ coronavirus casts its shadow over the global economy | Business | The Guardian

The Super Lager Forecaster calls it right again.

Well done Spesh!

[minestrone]

China internal meltdown.

‘Black swan’ coronavirus casts its shadow over the global economy | Business | The Guardian

The Super Lager Forecaster calls it right again.

[vetran]

There are increasing reports of angry mobs in the Hounslow area.

they are just frightened you & spooter will come back to the Thistle hotel ! They are still cleaning up after last time.

[vetran]

nah! judging by some of the posts here, they are already here!

nah we bred our own space cadets, none of them can be called intelligent though.

[Old Greg]

Does anyone think civil unrest will break out in the UK?

There are increasing reports of angry mobs in the Hounslow area.

[DoctorStrangelove]

There won't be one.

Everything will keep on booming!

And in A Good Way.



Without the mushroom clouds.

[DimPrawn]

There won't be one.

Everything will keep on booming!

[DoctorStrangelove]

What use are the shells without a shotgun?

Can't see any on sale down the local Walmart (ASDA).

Oh Dear (tm).

Fell at the first hurdle.

[scooterscot]

It's all in the charts....

I said a swan not a goose!

[Hobosapien]

Hope you're stocking up on shotgun shells too.

What use are the shells without a shotgun?

Can't see any on sale down the local Walmart (ASDA).

[greenlake]

I'm going to go with some sort of debt based instrument that will blow up the global banking system.

It's all in the charts....

[minestrone]

China internal meltdown.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Hope you're stocking up on shotgun shells too.

I've got 15 tons of baked beans, should keep me regular for a while.

life from another planet arrives

Been & gone back home, didn't like the place.

[Hobosapien]

The black swan we didn't see coming is Mother Nature kicking our arse the way of the dinosaurs.

How? Simple. Climate change melts loads of ice where ancient deadly bacteria live, creating new (or old) super viruses that kill off 99.99% of the human population. Back then they may have killed a local tribe but with the ease of intercontinental travel, this time the whole World is at risk.

At least we'll get to experience a zombie apocalypse of sorts for real.

Just yesterday I bought a tin of beans so I'm on the road to preparation. If you're going to panic, panic early, before the mad rush to stockpile as B***** 'no deal' day looms.

[BrilloPad]

And all cars with bike racks. Either drive or ride, don’t waste block roads and car parks by driving, then block cycle routes by riding them and chucking your chemical gels and gas cylinders around you...

I have to admit about 3 years ago the number of cylinders dramatically increased and I was angry at cyclists. It took months for me to realize that it is party goers abandoning these.....