Chicken causes cancer

[Old Greg]

Oxford University scientists claim Britons who eat poultry are at risk of developing cancer | Daily Mail Online



Maybe because it isn't chorinated properly...

Great headline. One suspects that scientists recognise that all Britons are already at risk of developing cancer.

Still, all good fare to keep the gammons frothing at the mouth about militant vegan experts or some such.

[jamesbrown]

Maybe they should move to Switzerland.
they're all up their own arses there.

NAT wouldn't find his way up his own arse with a Ladybird instruction book and a GPS.

[BR14]

Oxford University researchers are in danger of disappearing up their own arses, following the example of The Bullingdon Club members.

Quick exit...

Maybe they should move to Switzerland.
they're all up their own arses there.

[Scruff]

Oxford University researchers are in danger of disappearing up their own arses, following the example of The Bullingdon Club members.

Quick exit...

[BrilloPad]

Oxford University scientists claim Britons who eat poultry are at risk of developing cancer This is true.
Oxford University scientists claim Britons who read the Daily Mail are at risk of developing cancer This is also true.

As are the following two statements:

Oxford University scientists claim Britons who do not eat poultry are at risk of developing cancer
Oxford University scientists claim Britons who do notread the Daily Mail are at risk of developing cancer

FACT: if you have been immunised against MMR you are more likely to suffer from dementia.

I can't remember if I am immunized against MMR. Or maybe I have dementia so I was immunized....

[NotAllThere]

Oxford University scientists claim Britons who eat poultry are at risk of developing cancer This is true.
Oxford University scientists claim Britons who read the Daily Mail are at risk of developing cancer This is also true.

As are the following two statements:

Oxford University scientists claim Britons who do not eat poultry are at risk of developing cancer
Oxford University scientists claim Britons who do notread the Daily Mail are at risk of developing cancer

FACT: if you have been immunised against MMR you are more likely to suffer from dementia.

[DoctorStrangelove]

It’s the commies fluoridating the parsnip water and compromising our precious bodily fluids.

You're Goddamn Right!

[jamesbrown]

Ah.

It's the Fail.

Everything in the known universe & some things beyond it give you cancer according to the Fail.

Doomed etc.

Have they done carcinogens in parsnips recently?

Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

It’s the commies fluoridating the parsnip water and compromising our precious bodily fluids.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Ah.

It's the Fail.

Everything in the known universe & some things beyond it give you cancer according to the Fail.

Doomed etc.

Have they done carcinogens in parsnips recently?

Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

[scooterscot]

Oxford University scientists claim Britons who read the Daily Mail are at risk of developing cancer | Daily Mail Online

FTFY

[DimPrawn]

Oxford University scientists claim Britons who eat poultry are at risk of developing cancer | Daily Mail Online

Eating chicken puts consumers at a higher risk of a rare form of blood cancer, non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, as well as prostate cancer in men, according to researchers from Oxford University.

The research involved tracking 475,000 middle-aged Britons over a period of eight years between 2006 and 2014.

Their diets were analysed alongside the diseases and illnesses they suffered with.

Maybe because it isn't chorinated properly...