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Previously on "Wot I missed?"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Are you into dwarf porn?
    Ah. Hey there!

    (He probably is)

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Despite my number of marriages I have some standards...

    it was wordplay not foreplay!

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  • ladymuck
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Well you made it to Leeds.....
    I did. I need the points to retain BAEC silver

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    what and make him a cukold?
    Despite my number of marriages I have some standards...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Why would anyone want to go to Manchester?

    He lurks around here occasionally so nothing I do is a secret.
    Well you made it to Leeds.....

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Don't encourage them....

    PS What would HWMBO say? I hope you will bring him to the Manchester Christmas meet for us to tell him all about your CUK posts.....
    Why would anyone want to go to Manchester?

    He lurks around here occasionally so nothing I do is a secret.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Don't encourage them....

    PS What would HWMBO say? I hope you will bring him to the Manchester Christmas meet for us to tell him all about your CUK posts.....

    what and make him a cukold?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?


    how do you tell who loves you more the wife or the dog?






























    lock them both in the boot of the car for a couple of hours when you come back its the one who is pleased to see you!


    tip don't go round the boot of some CUK posters cars!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

    Don't encourage them....

    PS What would HWMBO say? I hope you will bring him to the Manchester Christmas meet for us to tell him all about your CUK posts.....

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    PM me some picks in your undies and I will let you know.

    HTH BIDI
    If she turns out to be a wrong 'un you'd better let us know. Some of the others don't want to get caught out again...

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

    PM me some picks in your undies and I will let you know.

    HTH BIDI

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    A female poster turns up and the male posters behave like teenagers on viagra?
    Unlike most female posters on here, we're fairly sure this one is real.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

    You've seen the standards for yourself. Promise to jiggle some wobblies, and provided we haven't all got dementia you should get a round of applause...

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Wot I missed?
    Quite a few English lessons by the look of it...




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  • ladymuck
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    A female poster turns up and the male posters behave like teenagers on viagra?
    Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

    Leave a comment:

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