Originally posted by northernladuk
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostI wish Brillo!!!!
Nurse uniform is not what it used to be. Trousers mun - whats that all about?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostJust because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....
Nurse uniform is not what it used to be. Trousers mun - whats that all about?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostJust because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....
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Nearly two weeks for full recovery.....
Next year I'll listen to my mrs who said "I told you so". (She goes full anti-bac gel, wipes etc).
After this experience, my starfish has taken a battering. If it was used for any other purpose than tulipting, lets just say it would be out of action for a while.
I might even use disposable gloves next year (mrs got loads - shes a nurse).
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostDare I ask if the attempt was successful?
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostARSE UPDATE.
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ARSE UPDATE
Still not good. Did attempt my first fart for a week today so progress.
25k charity walk up Pen Y Fan Saturday. Tena maxi ordered.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostProbably the only place your output and productivity approaches anyone else's.
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Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostTell you what I've not weighed but I've got a feeling this is going to be best diet ever. 5 days now and no let up from the arse tap.
On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI'm sure you could make a killing from marketing the "Glasto Diet: how to lose a third of your body weight in 48 hours" book
On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....
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