Always wash your hands !!!

[BrilloPad]

Let's hope the smell has gone by the time of your next renewal, or I don't rate your chances...

There is always JSA....

[northernladuk]

On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....

Probably the only place your output and productivity approaches anyone else's.

[psychocandy]

Probably the only place your output and productivity approaches anyone else's.

Thanks you NLUK - my arse has been very productive this week!

[psychocandy]

ARSE UPDATE

Still not good. Did attempt my first fart for a week today so progress.

25k charity walk up Pen Y Fan Saturday. Tena maxi ordered.

[ladymuck]

ARSE UPDATE

Still not good. Did attempt my first fart for a week today so progress.

25k charity walk up Pen Y Fan Saturday. Tena maxi ordered.

Dare I ask if the attempt was successful?

[northernladuk]

ARSE UPDATE.

Should be the opening line for all your posts.

[psychocandy]

Dare I ask if the attempt was successful?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psychocandy]

Nearly two weeks for full recovery.....

Next year I'll listen to my mrs who said "I told you so". (She goes full anti-bac gel, wipes etc).

After this experience, my starfish has taken a battering. If it was used for any other purpose than tulipting, lets just say it would be out of action for a while.

I might even use disposable gloves next year (mrs got loads - shes a nurse).

[BrilloPad]

I might even use disposable gloves next year (mrs got loads - shes a nurse).

Just because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....

[northernladuk]

Just because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....

Yup. Just like it says Contractor on PC's pass....