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greenlake replied

17 July 2019, 16:51
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

From someone that prefers the recipient to have an extra pair of legs and no arms I'm sure a pair of trousers shouldn't be a problem?

Phwoarrrr....
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northernladuk replied

17 July 2019, 16:36
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

I wish Brillo!!!!

Nurse uniform is not what it used to be. Trousers mun - whats that all about?

From someone that prefers the recipient to have an extra pair of legs and no arms I'm sure a pair of trousers shouldn't be a problem?
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psychocandy replied

17 July 2019, 14:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Just because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....

I wish Brillo!!!!

Nurse uniform is not what it used to be. Trousers mun - whats that all about?
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northernladuk replied

17 July 2019, 12:03
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Just because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....

Yup. Just like it says Contractor on PC's pass....
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BrilloPad replied

17 July 2019, 12:01
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

I might even use disposable gloves next year (mrs got loads - shes a nurse).

Just because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....
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psychocandy replied

17 July 2019, 11:59
Nearly two weeks for full recovery.....

Next year I'll listen to my mrs who said "I told you so". (She goes full anti-bac gel, wipes etc).

After this experience, my starfish has taken a battering. If it was used for any other purpose than tulipting, lets just say it would be out of action for a while.

I might even use disposable gloves next year (mrs got loads - shes a nurse).
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psychocandy replied

4 July 2019, 14:37
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Dare I ask if the attempt was successful?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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northernladuk replied

4 July 2019, 14:22
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

ARSE UPDATE.

Should be the opening line for all your posts.
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ladymuck replied

4 July 2019, 14:21
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

ARSE UPDATE

Still not good. Did attempt my first fart for a week today so progress.

25k charity walk up Pen Y Fan Saturday. Tena maxi ordered.

Dare I ask if the attempt was successful?
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psychocandy replied

4 July 2019, 14:03
ARSE UPDATE

Still not good. Did attempt my first fart for a week today so progress.

25k charity walk up Pen Y Fan Saturday. Tena maxi ordered.
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psychocandy replied

4 July 2019, 14:02
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Probably the only place your output and productivity approaches anyone else's.

Thanks you NLUK - my arse has been very productive this week!
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northernladuk replied

4 July 2019, 13:58
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....

Probably the only place your output and productivity approaches anyone else's.
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BrilloPad replied

4 July 2019, 12:56
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Let's hope the smell has gone by the time of your next renewal, or I don't rate your chances...

There is always JSA....
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Mordac replied

4 July 2019, 11:59
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Tell you what I've not weighed but I've got a feeling this is going to be best diet ever. 5 days now and no let up from the arse tap.

On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....

Let's hope the smell has gone by the time of your next renewal, or I don't rate your chances...
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psychocandy replied

3 July 2019, 13:03
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

I'm sure you could make a killing from marketing the "Glasto Diet: how to lose a third of your body weight in 48 hours" book

Tell you what I've not weighed but I've got a feeling this is going to be best diet ever. 5 days now and no let up from the arse tap.

On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....
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