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Previously on "Cut price mega mansions!"

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Visit? With his lumbago?
    A few PIP payments will straighten that right out.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Those eighteen Jobcentres don’t visit themselves.
    Visit? With his lumbago?

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And some unemployable desktop support ****** whining in your ear all day.
    Those eighteen Jobcentres don’t visit themselves.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Yes, but then you'd have an entire village in the valleys comprising a coal mine, a few strips of terraced houses and eighteen branches of Jobcentre Plus.
    And some unemployable desktop support ****** whining in your ear all day.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    For the price of some of those you could literally buy an entire village in the valleys....
    Yes, but then you'd have an entire village in the valleys comprising a coal mine, a few strips of terraced houses and eighteen branches of Jobcentre Plus.

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  • psychocandy
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    For the price of some of those you could literally buy an entire village in the valleys....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    Just to be clear, are we defining Propertry as just Bricks and Mortar, or is this any property, e.g. Cars, works of art, gold fillings and teeth crowns, etc.
    Russian Brides?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Wait until foreigners are not allowed to own UK property.
    And people with a non-Aryan grandparent.

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  • original PM
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    Oh I was expecting something more vulgar....

    and expensive.

    Peasants

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Everything except your Y-fronts will be assessed via tax returns and the appropriate levy applied.
    Sorry Phil, that only applies to you. Ever since the heavy soiling started they seem to have granted you an exemption...

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Everything except your Y-fronts will be assessed via tax returns and the appropriate levy applied.
    Not a bit like HMRC then who will rummage through your knickers. Every cloud has a silver lining

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    Just to be clear, are we defining Propertry as just Bricks and Mortar, or is this any property, e.g. Cars, works of art, gold fillings and teeth crowns, etc.
    Everything except your Y-fronts will be assessed via tax returns and the appropriate levy applied.

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    If Korbyn gets to be PM, then All Property Is Theft and thus no one owns any UK property, Komrade.
    Just to be clear, are we defining Propertry as just Bricks and Mortar, or is this any property, e.g. Cars, works of art, gold fillings and teeth crowns, etc.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Wait until foreigners are not allowed to own UK property.
    If Korbyn gets to be PM, then All Property Is Theft and thus no one owns any UK property, Komrade.

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Wait until sterling tanks.
    Wait until foreigners are not allowed to own UK property.

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