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Previously on "Xmas day calorie count"

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  • Old Greg
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    Bubble and squeak landing soon.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    It's a chocolate MIRV!

    As for the totty, she can help me work off a few calories!
    You won't burn off many calories in 30 secs of huffing and puffing

    You're welcome.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

    It's a chocolate MIRV!

    As for the totty, she can help me work off a few calories!

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

    I would.

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  • GJABS
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

    A chocolate Apollo 4th stage. Yummy..

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    1 chocolate caramel Christmas tree - feck knows.
    Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    So since 9am this morning:

    Cornflakes: 350
    Jaffa cakes x10: 460
    Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
    Christmas pudding & custard: 350
    Chocolate x9: 450
    Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

    Total: 2520

    Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..
    Rice Krispies with double cream and a sprinkle of sugar - feck knows
    Parkrun - minus 350
    Half a box of Turkish Delight - feck knows
    Broccoli and stilton soup with roll - feck knows
    Roast turkey, roast gammon, spuds, parsnips, yorkshires, stuffing, carrots, broccoli, sprouts, bread sauce, veggie roulade, gravy - feck knows
    M&S belgian chocolate and cherry thing - feck knows
    More of the veggie roulade and a few more spuds - feck knows.
    One bottle of sauv blanc - about 500
    20cl bottle of gin + tonic - feck knows
    1 chocolate caramel Christmas tree - feck knows.

    But I feel I have met my daily targets. Winning 2018.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Have you had a crap yet?
    Need the build-up first:

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Have you had a crap yet?
    https://mobile.twitter.com/lntolisa/...95206654357504

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  • GJABS
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    I have now....

    A spiral festive yule log. How lovely

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  • GJABS
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Have you had a crap yet?
    Not yet. Aeroplanes like me like to save it up till we fly over people we want to annoy

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Have you had a crap yet?
    I have now....

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    So since 9am this morning:

    Cornflakes: 350
    Jaffa cakes x10: 460
    Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
    Christmas pudding & custard: 350
    Chocolate x9: 450
    Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

    Total: 2520

    Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..

    Got some catching up to do if I'm going to achieve my 9000 kcal.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    So since 9am this morning:

    Cornflakes: 350
    Jaffa cakes x10: 460
    Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
    Christmas pudding & custard: 350
    Chocolate x9: 450
    Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

    Total: 2520

    Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..


    Have you had a crap yet?

    Leave a comment:


  • GJABS
    started a topic Xmas day calorie count

    Xmas day calorie count

    So since 9am this morning:

    Cornflakes: 350
    Jaffa cakes x10: 460
    Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
    Christmas pudding & custard: 350
    Chocolate x9: 450
    Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

    Total: 2520

    Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..

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