Xmas day calorie count

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Old Greg replied

26 December 2018, 14:14
Bubble and squeak landing soon.
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Whorty replied

26 December 2018, 13:21
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

It's a chocolate MIRV!

As for the totty, she can help me work off a few calories!

You won't burn off many calories in 30 secs of huffing and puffing

You're welcome.
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Zigenare replied

26 December 2018, 10:45
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

It's a chocolate MIRV!

As for the totty, she can help me work off a few calories!
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Lockhouse replied

26 December 2018, 09:23
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

I would.
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GJABS replied

26 December 2018, 06:33
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

A chocolate Apollo 4th stage. Yummy..
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greenlake replied

25 December 2018, 22:58
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

1 chocolate caramel Christmas tree - feck knows.

Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....
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mudskipper replied

25 December 2018, 22:39
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

So since 9am this morning:

Cornflakes: 350
Jaffa cakes x10: 460
Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
Christmas pudding & custard: 350
Chocolate x9: 450
Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

Total: 2520

Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..

Rice Krispies with double cream and a sprinkle of sugar - feck knows
Parkrun - minus 350
Half a box of Turkish Delight - feck knows
Broccoli and stilton soup with roll - feck knows
Roast turkey, roast gammon, spuds, parsnips, yorkshires, stuffing, carrots, broccoli, sprouts, bread sauce, veggie roulade, gravy - feck knows
M&S belgian chocolate and cherry thing - feck knows
More of the veggie roulade and a few more spuds - feck knows.
One bottle of sauv blanc - about 500
20cl bottle of gin + tonic - feck knows
1 chocolate caramel Christmas tree - feck knows.

But I feel I have met my daily targets. Winning 2018.
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darmstadt replied

25 December 2018, 21:51
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Have you had a crap yet?

Need the build-up first:
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jamesbrown replied

25 December 2018, 20:57
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Have you had a crap yet?

https://mobile.twitter.com/lntolisa/...95206654357504
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GJABS replied

25 December 2018, 18:45
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

I have now....

A spiral festive yule log. How lovely
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GJABS replied

25 December 2018, 18:42
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Have you had a crap yet?

Not yet. Aeroplanes like me like to save it up till we fly over people we want to annoy
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greenlake replied

25 December 2018, 18:39
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Have you had a crap yet?

I have now....
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Old Greg replied

25 December 2018, 18:29
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

So since 9am this morning:

Cornflakes: 350
Jaffa cakes x10: 460
Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
Christmas pudding & custard: 350
Chocolate x9: 450
Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

Total: 2520

Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..

Got some catching up to do if I'm going to achieve my 9000 kcal.
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Zigenare replied

25 December 2018, 18:24
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

So since 9am this morning:

Cornflakes: 350
Jaffa cakes x10: 460
Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
Christmas pudding & custard: 350
Chocolate x9: 450
Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

Total: 2520

Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..

Have you had a crap yet?
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GJABS started a topic Xmas day calorie count

25 December 2018, 18:21
Xmas day calorie count

So since 9am this morning:

Cornflakes: 350
Jaffa cakes x10: 460
Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
Christmas pudding & custard: 350
Chocolate x9: 450
Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

Total: 2520

Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..
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