Things that go pop in the fridge

[DoctorStrangelove]

Remember the Septics that dug up a girl 3 weeks after she'd died so he could bonk her?

My mistake, she was fresher than that:

3 Men Charged With Attempted Sex Assault On Corpse - WISC

Died August 27th, dug up again September 4th.

Finger lickin' good.

Alexander Grunke guilty in plot to rob grave for corpse sex | City Pages

Love the comments on this one:

The Grunke Twins and Buddy Radke Try to Dig up a Date and End Up Getting Screwed | Crime Crawlers

They went down & not in a good way:

Grunke avoids prison but will spend time in jail - The Dodgeville Chronicle - Dodgeville, WI

I like the distinction between prison & jail.

[Mordac]

According to Wikipedia (sounds more like Sickipedia) the Ancient Egyptians had a solution to that.



PS If any women are into that sort of thing I expect they wait for rigor mortis to set in so he's nice and stiff.

Xog we expected nothing less from you...

[xoggoth]

According to Wikipedia (sounds more like Sickipedia) the Ancient Egyptians had a solution to that.

written records suggest the practice was present within Ancient Egypt. Herodotus writes in The Histories that, to discourage intercourse with a corpse, ancient Egyptians left deceased beautiful women to decay for "three or four days" before giving them to the embalmers.

PS If any women are into that sort of thing I expect they wait for rigor mortis to set in so he's nice and stiff.

[DoctorStrangelove]

And here's another weirdo:

Picky too, took care in selecting a stiff:

Pervert broke into funeral home to have sex with a corpse

[DoctorStrangelove]

In the good old days you did stuff like that just for fun. Damn terrorists spoiled it for us.

Yup.

Dear dead days beyond recall when I still had my hearing and all my fingers.

[xoggoth]

In the good old days you did stuff like that just for fun. Damn terrorists spoiled it for us.

[Mordac]

Article says on the spectrum of autism...

Probably made for a mate to have a play in an open field, similar to a lot of Americans who like guns and explosives, but who also have no ill-intent.

"On the spectrum"? Try "off the scale". They buy margarine ffs

[Bean]

Cardiff Weirdos

Now that's a fine pair of weirdos & no mistake.

"It wasn't for my own use occifer, I made it for "someone else"".

One wonders quietly to oneself who or what the "someone else" is, was, or maybe.

Good to see that they're a fine pair of tax dodgers too.

Failure to file accounts.

Bang 'em up for life.

Article says on the spectrum of autism...

Probably made for a mate to have a play in an open field, similar to a lot of Americans who like guns and explosives, but who also have no ill-intent.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Cardiff Weirdos

Now that's a fine pair of weirdos & no mistake.

"It wasn't for my own use occifer, I made it for "someone else"".

One wonders quietly to oneself who or what the "someone else" is, was, or maybe.

Good to see that they're a fine pair of tax dodgers too.

Failure to file accounts.

Bang 'em up for life.