International Men's Day - 19/11/2018 - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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fullyautomatix replied

31 October 2018, 17:42
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.

This has got to be an euphemism, right?
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woohoo replied

30 October 2018, 16:05
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Right now I'm celebrating with man flu...

Man flu, hope your significant other is looking after you. Man flu is a killer. One time I had it I could barely lift the tv remote control and had to sit through several hours of judge judy.
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Jog On replied

30 October 2018, 15:34
Right now I'm celebrating with man flu...
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MyUserName replied

30 October 2018, 09:56
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.

How would know which shoes I wanted to change in to?
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greenlake replied

29 October 2018, 21:39
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

You walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.

Before you pee....

After you pee....
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BR14 replied

29 October 2018, 20:11
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

You walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superwoman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.

FTFY
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mudskipper replied

29 October 2018, 20:05
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

I can safely say that I have never been in a public toilet and wanted to take my shoes off. But if that's what you enjoy, go for it.

You walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.
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Jog On replied

29 October 2018, 14:30
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

I shall ask my wife if I can celebrate and revert.

Make sure you've taken the bins out and done the rest of your chores first:
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GreenMirror replied

29 October 2018, 14:27
I shall ask my wife if I can celebrate and revert.
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Uncle Albert replied

29 October 2018, 14:04
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.

I can safely say that I have never been in a public toilet and wanted to take my shoes off. But if that's what you enjoy, go for it.
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vetran replied

29 October 2018, 13:55
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.

TMI!
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darmstadt replied

29 October 2018, 13:50
Didn't realise it was March already: Steak and BJ Day
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Jog On replied

29 October 2018, 13:33
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.

Not for standing up - can't play Clash of Clans either unless I opt for the sit down method.
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Zigenare replied

29 October 2018, 13:00
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Might use one of those outside public urinals they have in the West end - just because I can...

I might scratch my balls in the morning - just because I can...
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mudskipper replied

29 October 2018, 13:00
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Might use one of those outside public urinals they have in the West end - just because I can...

I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.
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