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Previously on "Off to Tenerife tomorrow"
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Yes I'm still here, he could have killed me (three cheers says the board).Originally posted by LucyJesus !
(mustn't grumble)
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Originally posted by BagpussIt was on the last day, He stabbed me in the back, didn't even know he had done it until I felt the blood gushing. Still he started with it against my juggular, so I can't complain really.
Jesus !
(mustn't grumble)
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Originally posted by LucySo, in a word, yes ?
Where did he stab you ?
It was on the last day, He stabbed me in the back, didn't even know he had done it until I felt the blood gushing. Still he started with it against my juggular, so I can't complain really.
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So, in a word, yes ?Originally posted by BagpussNo the Holiday was OK, and I now have the Kudos of saying I fought off a bottle wielding mugger. He did stab me though before I kicked his head in.
Where did he stab you ?
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No the Holiday was OK, and I now have the Kudos of saying I fought off a bottle wielding mugger. He did stab me though before I kicked his head in.Originally posted by cojakHope it didn't spoil your holiday.
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Playa las Americas, someone tried to mug meOriginally posted by cojakAh, thanks for the tip, Bagpuss.
Any idea which resort?
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Be careful walking around in Tenerife late at night, there have been a spate of muggings recently.Originally posted by cojakIt's not a diving holiday as such.
But I do happen to be taking mask, fins, computer, hood ('tis winter after all...) and QRB, just in case...
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Rusky Chavs at that! I was down for a weeks diving a few weeks ago and it was incredible - 90% of the arrivals hall at Sharm was full of big fat tatooed drunk russians. Some of the blokes were pretty bad too.Originally posted by PondlifeRed Sea but it's getting a bit chavinfested now.
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It's not a diving holiday as such.
But I do happen to be taking mask, fins, computer, hood ('tis winter after all...) and QRB, just in case...
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Originally posted by cojakAnd guess where I'm heading?
I'm hoping that it's less chavvy in the winter...
Are you going diving overthere?
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The other thing is... haven't the Canaries become a transit camp for all those highly skilled african workers fleeing to Europe?
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