School Reports

[NickFitz]

Arson? How convenient that was for you...

It was indeed arson, and the chap responsible (a local burglar who had nothing to do with the school) was handed a life sentence for it.

You don't mess with a school whose Old Boys club has its own lodge of the Masons…

[greenlake]

Thankfully, my reports were still in the school when it burned down in my lower sixth year

You are Milton, and I claim my five Swingline staplers....

[Zigenare]

Thankfully, my reports were still in the school when it burned down in my lower sixth year

"Young Master Fitz displays an impressive enthusiasm for all things pyrotechnic!"

Hmmm....

[vwdan]

Thankfully, my reports were still in the school when it burned down in my lower sixth year

Arson? How convenient that was for you...

[NickFitz]

Thankfully, my reports were still in the school when it burned down in my lower sixth year

[vwdan]

I'm guessing the "positive spin" is a fairly modern thing. My school reports were somewhat less complementary.

Though, much like a lot of the non-news BBC content, that article reads like a Facebook post anyway.

[Zigenare]

I don't know what your school reports said about you but the article below seems like made up tulipe!

BBC News Website