Hector to cause chaos and untold destruction

[greenlake]

'Danger to life' Storm Hector threatens flying debris, travel chaos and blackouts as it smashes Britain tomorrow with rain and wind pushing into next week

I'm prepared....

[WTFH]

I'll take it as a loan from an offshore cloud, but then it might retrospectively flood my house last year.

16% chance of rain for you now, but you might want to give Noah a hand with his ark.

[Old Greg]

It's only 32.5% chance if you take the rain as dividends.

I'll take it as a loan from an offshore cloud, but then it might retrospectively flood my house last year.

[original PM]

*checks local weather forecast for tomorrow*

Ah, 40% chance of rain between eight and ten in the morning, dry but a little breezy after that.

Is this by any chance one of those cases where the Daily Mail is using "Britain" to mean "a comparatively small area in the south of Britain"?

Indeed but they actually mean small area in the North of Britain for a change.

You may got a slight breeze if you are south of Carlisle.

[WTFH]

*checks local weather forecast for tomorrow*

Ah, 40% chance of rain between eight and ten in the morning, dry but a little breezy after that.

It's only 32.5% chance if you take the rain as dividends.

[WTFH]

Storms don't have to be Stormy.

Unless they are Ms Daniels

[PhiltheGreek]

*checks local weather forecast for tomorrow*

Ah, 40% chance of rain between eight and ten in the morning, dry but a little breezy after that.

Is this by any chance one of those cases where the Daily Mail is using "Britain" to mean "a comparatively small area in the south of Britain"?

Possibly.

Storms don't have to be stormy.

Edit - it's the other way around: https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/...ate=2018-06-14

[Eirikur]

Wow some wind in Scotland, I'm not sure if they have ever seen that before

[NickFitz]

*checks local weather forecast for tomorrow*

Ah, 40% chance of rain between eight and ten in the morning, dry but a little breezy after that.

Is this by any chance one of those cases where the Daily Mail is using "Britain" to mean "a comparatively small area in the south of Britain"?

[PhiltheGreek]

Storm Hector. A massive depression settling over the country? How very appropriate.

[DimPrawn]

'Danger to life' storm with flying debris will smash Britain TOMORROW | Daily Mail Online

'Danger to life' Storm Hector threatens flying debris, travel chaos and blackouts as it smashes Britain tomorrow with rain and wind pushing into next week