Keep those pledges comin' in!

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OwlHoot replied

31 May 2018, 14:20
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

A US televangelist has asked his followers to help fund his fourth private jet - because Jesus "wouldn't be riding a donkey".

Jesse Duplantis said God had told him to buy a Falcoln 7X for $54m (£41m).

I thought Jesus _did_ ride a donkey, into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday.
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vwdan replied

31 May 2018, 14:04
I find myself almost admiring his front. TBH, if it'll get me a few jet's I'd more than gladly pretend to give a **** about religion as well.
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HugeWhale replied

31 May 2018, 12:06
Remember Jimmy Swaggart? He's the TV evangelist who wrote a cheque to a prostitute for services rendered, and it bounced.
In a moment of not-quite-100% contrition, he told his stunned congregation: "The Lord told me it's flat none of your business."
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Jog On started a topic Keep those pledges comin' in!

31 May 2018, 11:21
Keep those pledges comin' in!

US preacher asks followers to help buy fourth private jet

A US televangelist has asked his followers to help fund his fourth private jet - because Jesus "wouldn't be riding a donkey".

Jesse Duplantis said God had told him to buy a Falcoln 7X for $54m (£41m).

Twitter replies are quite good for this one
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