Reply to: CUK Age Survey

[Cliphead]

46 on the 22nd

[DaveB]

Clients web filtering is back again so reduced to posting from home once more.

Anyway, in the spirit of sharing that seems to have suddenly overtake the boards...

Age 38
6' 3"
15st 7lbs and holding steady
Waist 35" and shrinking
Inside leg 36"
Chest 42" and growing
Bench Press 121lbs and rising.

Everything in good working order with minimal wear and tear to bodywork. All manufacturers original spec has been retained. No fading of colour or performance

[Sockpuppet]

Chest : <breaks arm looking at bra tag> 44F

No tulip I used to work at Mothercare (in the warehouse) and I once found a 46FF bra....it was taking the pish. I also found a 52A which I am 100% sure was for a tranvestite.

[Sockpuppet]

I think of all the stories we hear on this place, this is one that we need to hear about!!!

I was at uni. A mate who'd just shacked up with a new bird came back and they preceded to shag like rabbits. Then I heard a laugh.

Turns out my mate had thrust a bit too hard and slipped out at the same time = "snapped penis".

He took a photo of it and showed us all (god knows why) and it was black/purple from end to tip (yes he was a white dude).

He didnt shag for a while.

[SallyAnne]

I was the fat kid at school, numbnut

Oh.

Damn you

[Pondlife]

with a knob of butter

Coffee in keyboard again.

[EternalOptimist]

A sprightly 48 year old mish-mash of wit, experience, and wisdom tightly crammed into a 200+ pound frame of ripcord steel and creamy pelt!

with a knob of butter

[EqualOpportunities]

Thats just nasty EO - bet you picked on the fat kid at school aswell eh? To make yourself feel better no doubt.

I was the fat kid at school, numbnut

[SallyAnne]

Quality, sheer quality...

Some astounding revelations here folks:

Alice Duxbury
27, from Leicestershire, weighs 22 stones 8 lbs
Alice wants to get married but is afraid she won’t look good in her wedding dress.

Er no, I strongly suspect she'll look like an overgrown blancmange...

Stacey Pinnock
22, from East London, weighs 23 stones 8 lbs, dress size 28
She's never had a boyfriend and is unemployed. Stacey wants to lose weight to get her dream job as an airhostess (she can't fit into the seats at the moment).

Oh FFS. Nevermind not being able to fit in the seats - even a 747 would go into a roll if she strayed more than 6 inches from the centre aisle.

Adam Van Gogh
29, from Newcastle, weighs 22 stones 9 lbs
Adam wants people to see past his weight to see the man inside, but his wife's cooking – she even deep-fries lettuce – isn't helping!

Deep fried lettuce? He has no hope.

Vincent Youngman
24, from Brighton, weighs 31 stones 5 lbs
Vincent is an actor who's sick of being offered jobs because of his size and wants to be appreciated for his talent instead.

Okay now. I know nothing about acting, but can you act thin? I suspect not. You're an actor, you're fat = you play a fat character...

Thats just nasty EO - bet you picked on the fat kid at school aswell eh? To make yourself feel better no doubt.

[SallyAnne]

The second from the left is the one who's veins collapsed, at first they thought she was having a heart attack. Bear in mind people who carry alot od subcutanious fat have fatty deposits on their hearts and can have heart attacks in their 30s.

Yeah us fatties aren't stupid Baguss - we DO know that.

[EqualOpportunities]

http://www.channel4.com/health/micro...alk/index.html

Quality, sheer quality...

Some astounding revelations here folks:

Alice Duxbury
27, from Leicestershire, weighs 22 stones 8 lbs
Alice wants to get married but is afraid she won’t look good in her wedding dress.

Er no, I strongly suspect she'll look like an overgrown blancmange...

Stacey Pinnock
22, from East London, weighs 23 stones 8 lbs, dress size 28
She's never had a boyfriend and is unemployed. Stacey wants to lose weight to get her dream job as an airhostess (she can't fit into the seats at the moment).

Oh FFS. Nevermind not being able to fit in the seats - even a 747 would go into a roll if she strayed more than 6 inches from the centre aisle.

Adam Van Gogh
29, from Newcastle, weighs 22 stones 9 lbs
Adam wants people to see past his weight to see the man inside, but his wife's cooking – she even deep-fries lettuce – isn't helping!

Deep fried lettuce? He has no hope.

Vincent Youngman
24, from Brighton, weighs 31 stones 5 lbs
Vincent is an actor who's sick of being offered jobs because of his size and wants to be appreciated for his talent instead.

Okay now. I know nothing about acting, but can you act thin? I suspect not. You're an actor, you're fat = you play a fat character...

[Bagpuss]

Well I though I looked like the second one in (from the left) but from her stats, clearly I dont!

Woo hoo - this is a good day for me (she says wonderring where the shortbread buscuits have all gone )

The second from the left is the one who's veins collapsed, at first they thought she was having a heart attack. Bear in mind people who carry alot od subcutanious fat have fatty deposits on their hearts and can have heart attacks in their 30s.

[SallyAnne]

http://www.channel4.com/health/micro...alk/index.html

Well I though I looked like the second one in (from the left) but from her stats, clearly I dont!

Woo hoo - this is a good day for me (she says wonderring where the shortbread buscuits have all gone )

[Bagpuss]

Ewwww!

I was just trying to find a picture to see if I was that big, but I cant find any.

I certainly dont have big pussy legs though

http://www.channel4.com/health/micro...alk/index.html

[EqualOpportunities]

What the feck are pussy legs?
Have I led a really sheltered lifestyle?

Furry things with claws at the end...