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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    And then Miss Walkers Crisps 1992 comes along and bans them.
    They do lollipop flavoured crisps?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    That's been going on for 2000 years, ever since the green lizard king. Anything else?
    You're a cretin, but that's hardly news either.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    A Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy of monstrous proportions.
    That's been going on for 2000 years, ever since the green lizard king. Anything else?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post


    Been off in the Bentley for a few days.

    What did I miss?
    A Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy of monstrous proportions.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Been off in the Bentley for a few days.

    What did I miss?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    so Cojak is twice the man either of you are?
    She's more like Gary Lineker (in his day), a poacher sitting in the box waiting for the ball to come to him, then scores before any of his team-mates who have actually worked hard get a chance.

    I woke up this morning, dusted down the ban hammer, having fore-warned of my intentions...
    https://forums.contractoruk.com/hmrc...ml#post2558097
    And then Miss Walkers Crisps 1992 comes along and bans them.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You’ve not seen me in a skirt.
    You're not still harping on about that "one time at band camp" are you?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You’ve not seen me in a skirt.
    Unless you have a copy of his internet history, you can't really be sure...

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    so Cojak is twice the man either of you are? And looks good in a skirt!
    You’ve not seen me in a skirt.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Fake news is the deliberate distribution of untruth. For example, bannings in 2018 (not including requested bans).

    Me - 2
    Cojak - 10
    WTFH - 5
    so Cojak is twice the man either of you are? And looks good in a skirt!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Sting?
    Classic.

    (You might have explain that for the benefit of younger viewers)...

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  • GreenMirror
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    The one who weighs more than all the other mods combined.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Only one contender for worst mod ever.
    Sting?

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Only one contender for worst mod ever.
    NAT is a shoe in for that prize. But don't belittle MF's contribution.

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Best make that three awards in case there is a tie.
    Only one contender for worst mod ever.

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