Royal Wedding What you doing this Weekend Thread?

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Old Greg replied

21 May 2018, 07:33
Originally posted by vetran View Post

don't forget Cojak's strap on and MF's sock assisted posing pouch!

And scotspine's claw hammer.
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vetran replied

20 May 2018, 21:01
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

And they still haven't turned up. We could have burgled the place, but for the fact that the only thievable items are NAT's collection of exotic hairpieces, and WTFH's spare nappy. Not what you'd call a trophy haul...

don't forget Cojak's strap on and MF's sock assisted posing pouch!
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Mordac replied

19 May 2018, 23:25
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Standards are really ****ing slipping round here. Anyone would think the mods are watching the royal wedding on telly...

And they still haven't turned up. We could have burgled the place, but for the fact that the only thievable items are NAT's collection of exotic hairpieces, and WTFH's spare nappy. Not what you'd call a trophy haul...
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BR14 replied

19 May 2018, 19:14
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Flipping electric E-Type.

le mans MotoGP? electric? whit colour's the sky on your planet?
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Lockhouse replied

19 May 2018, 19:09
Flipping electric E-Type.
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BR14 replied

19 May 2018, 17:43
Watched the french GP qualifying, - drinks with muso's in the local pub garden, and home before the spittle flecked football fans gathered in force
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Mordac replied

19 May 2018, 13:51
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

They were one step ahead of you then - they never actually said what they would deliver

Deliver us from evil. Or was that the Lords Prayer? Which is kind of ironic, given that the Lords want to keep us in the shower.

Mordy in "While the Mods are away" Mode...
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Mordac replied

19 May 2018, 13:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Miss! Miss! He said the B word Miss!

Standards are really ****ing slipping round here. Anyone would think the mods are watching the royal wedding on telly...
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original PM replied

19 May 2018, 12:27
Originally posted by original PM View Post

We should really all do the drinking game too.

So if you see

1) A horse do a tulip/gypsies then take a drink (finish the glass if you get a smothered giggle from the commentator)

2) A guard faints

3) Camera pans to a good set of boobs.

...

Your turn

Well I'm playing this with a rum based alcoholic smoothie.

Still at least I am getting one of my five a day.
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BR14 replied

19 May 2018, 11:03
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Miss! Miss! He said the B word Miss!

they're all at it, and no reaction from the ever vigilant lambretta riders
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DimPrawn replied

19 May 2018, 09:37
Originally posted by chef View Post

2 passports so I’m all covered and watching from the sidelines at the farce that is Brexit ��

It’ll be interesting to see what is delivered V what was promised pre- Brexit vote

I have a sneaky suspicion that (shock, horror) politicians lied on what they would deliver

Miss! Miss! He said the B word Miss!
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vetran replied

19 May 2018, 00:13
hmm

Making a utility room in the garage so we can add a table in the kitchen.

Nice for everyone to sit in the kitchen eating! I do miss that since the last house.

We could use the 4th reception room but its nicer in the kitchen with everyone taking part.
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NickFitz replied

18 May 2018, 19:04
Originally posted by chef View Post

2 passports so I’m all covered and watching from the sidelines at the farce that is Brexit 🍿

It’ll be interesting to see what is delivered V what was promised pre- Brexit vote

I have a sneaky suspicion that (shock, horror) politicians lied on what they would deliver

They were one step ahead of you then - they never actually said what they would deliver
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Old Greg replied

18 May 2018, 18:45
Originally posted by chef View Post

2 passports so I’m all covered and watching from the sidelines at the farce that is Brexit 🍿

It’ll be interesting to see what is delivered V what was promised pre- Brexit vote

I have a sneaky suspicion that (shock, horror) politicians lied on what they would deliver

I get my new citizenship this year.
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chef replied

18 May 2018, 18:12
Royal Wedding What you doing this Weekend Thread?

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

A fellow smug metropolitan elite emigré. Nice.

2 passports so I’m all covered and watching from the sidelines at the farce that is Brexit 🍿

It’ll be interesting to see what is delivered V what was promised pre- Brexit vote

I have a sneaky suspicion that (shock, horror) politicians lied on what they would deliver
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